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North Finslisia

Population4.14 billion

LeaderVic Killroy

AnimalTripedal Crow

The United Collective Republics of North Finslisia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vic Killroy with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.14 billion Finslimints are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiankonggu. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Finslitade economy, worth 532 trillion Kyusses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 128,612 Kyusses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Vic Killroy's portrait, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Finslisia's national animal is the Tripedal Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

North Finslisia is ranked 12,239th in the world and 5th in New Oracle for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.12 bananas ingested per day.

Most Secular: 4,429thBest Weather: 5,074thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,116thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,457thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,447thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,701stHealthiest Citizens: 12,239thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,800thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,903rdNicest Citizens: 14,333rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,392ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,982ndMost Influential: 15,387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,912thHighest Food Quality: 16,252ndMost Inclusive: 16,621stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,491stLargest Governments: 17,740thLowest Crime Rates: 17,796thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,158thSmartest Citizens: 20,351stMost Income Equality: 22,102ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,541stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,987thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,206thMost Patriotic: 25,449thMost Developed: 26,681stHighest Average Incomes: 27,824th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the region

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