The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Keysar David Aryelev with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 23.983 billion Crucilandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokhavkiryah. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crucilandian economy, worth an astonishing 23,200 trillion Niqudas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 967,369 Niqudas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, babies are a small but significant export, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cruciland's national animal is the sabertoothed cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Historical Christianity.

Cruciland is ranked 544^th in the world and 5^th in Fifth Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 13,333.5 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.