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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,126thMost Influential: 4,419thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,590th
The Schizopilled Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Based? Based on what?
the Reichsfuhrerin
Influence
Ambassador
WA Delegate / ☩ Imperial Minister of World Politics
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Heijmskringla

Population6.89 billion

CapitalJomsvikinga
Leaderthe Reichsfuhrerin
FaithSanctum Officium

Currencyvekt
Animaleagle

The Schizopilled Queendom of Heijmskringla is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Reichsfuhrerin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.89 billion Heijmskringlans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jomsvikinga. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Heijmskringlan economy, worth 972 trillion vekts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,153 vekts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Reichsfuhrerin's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, only adults may purchase violent video games, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heijmskringla's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sanctum Officium.

Heijmskringla is ranked 299,680th in the world and 130th in Fifth Empire for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 40.84 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,126thMost Influential: 4,419thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,590thMost Patriotic: 4,852ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,855thMost Authoritarian: 6,906thLowest Crime Rates: 7,341stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,689thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,886thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,888thBest Weather: 10,070thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,953rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,104thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,258thLargest Governments: 12,289thMost Developed: 12,852ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,474thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,206thHealthiest Citizens: 14,801stMost Devout: 15,037thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,381stTop
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Most Conservative: 15,524thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,802ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,011thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,120thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,701stMost Cultured: 22,079thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,379thSmartest Citizens: 25,775thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,940thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,438thHighest Average Incomes: 28,209thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,920thLargest Welfare Programs: 30,900th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the region

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