The Wartime General of Francois Isidore is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by General Robespierre with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.371 billion North Pacificans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magicality City. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving North Pacifican economy, worth 720 trillion Assignats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,873 Assignats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, pizzerias often get delivery orders for Saturn and alien first-born are considered a delicacy (Francois Isidore has found 2 easter eggs), smoking is banned in public areas, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Francois Isidore has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Francois Isidore's national animal is the Gallic Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Francois Isidore is ranked 87,511^th in the world and 2,443^rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.66 law-abiding acts per hour.