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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.045 billion Wisconsotans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Wisconsotan economy, worth 268 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 11,666 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the Tommy the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 6,283rd in The North Pacific and 124,638th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -331 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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