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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.672 billion Wisconsotans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Wisconsotan economy, worth 263 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 11,637 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the Tommy the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 42nd in The North Pacific and 1,022nd in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 1,027 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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