Most World Assembly Endorsements: 77th Most Rebellious Youth: 130th Most Influential: 201st
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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.822 billion Wisconsotans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 2,436 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,145 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, bris parties are all the rage, and rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 10,622nd in the world and 389th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 218 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 77thMost Rebellious Youth: 130thMost Influential: 201stSmartest Citizens: 336thMost Beautiful Environments: 456thHighest Average Tax Rates: 650thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 803rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,037thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,113thLargest Governments: 1,207thLargest Populations: 1,525thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,605thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,783rdNicest Citizens: 1,785thMost Pacifist: 1,964thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,673rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,952ndHighest Economic Output: 3,040thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,211thMost Cultured: 3,684thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,868thMost Inclusive: 4,029thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,048thSafest: 4,758thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,417thBest Weather: 6,113thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,237thTop
Nudest: 10,622ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,717thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,591stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,615thMost Stationary: 12,803rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,472nd
Most Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 65th in the regionNicest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Pacifist: 80th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 102nd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 110th in the regionMost Cultured: 135th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 138th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 156th in the regionSafest: 171st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 184th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 197th in the regionMost Inclusive: 224th in the regionBest Weather: 239th in the regionMost Stationary: 253rd in the regionNudest: 389th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 406th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 452nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 492nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 506th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 860th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,034th in the region

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