The Kingdom of Luconovos is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 466 million Luconovosians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luconovos City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Luconovosian economy, worth 46.1 trillion Luconovosian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,000 Luconovosian dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Money grows on trees, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, and tax avoidance is a serious affair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luconovos's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Luconovos is ranked 62,704^th in the world and 1,868^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.37 law-abiding acts per hour.