Most Influential: 144th Least Corrupt Governments: 689th Most Secular: 1,434th
The Free Association of
Democratic Socialists
That government is best which governs not at all
The Black Bloc Cadre
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The Free Association of Salish-Cascadia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Black Bloc Cadre with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 11.278 billion Cascadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duwamish City. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cascadian economy, worth 282 trillion Genesian Credits a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,006 Genesian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, surveillance cameras are banned, and Salish-Cascadia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is well under control. Salish-Cascadia's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Live and let live.

Salish-Cascadia is ranked 90,974th in the world and 23rd in The Genesis Corporation for Highest Drug Use, scoring 66.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 144thLeast Corrupt Governments: 689thMost Secular: 1,434thTop
Most Stationary: 2,276thSmartest Citizens: 3,513thMost Cultured: 3,702ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,511thMost Armed: 5,822ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,944thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,271stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,405thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,792ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,798thTop
Largest Populations: 9,072ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,273rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,283rdNicest Citizens: 13,135thNudest: 16,484thMost Inclusive: 16,853rd
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Salish-Cascadia agreed to construct embassies between The Genesis Corporation and The best region of them all.
  • : Salish-Cascadia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Salish-Cascadia, Salish-Cascadia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Salish-Cascadia, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Salish-Cascadia, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Salish-Cascadia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Salish-Cascadia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Salish-Cascadia, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Salish-Cascadia, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Salish-Cascadia was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".


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