The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Everyone for everyone else
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Wilkshire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Paul Williams with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.004 billion Wilkshireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westbury. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wilkshirean economy, worth a remarkable 5,352 trillion wilkoes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,844 wilkoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wilkshire's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wilkshire is ranked 33rd in The Lexicon and 146,872nd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -18 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wilkshire, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wilkshire, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wilkshire, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wilkshire, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Wilkshire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Wilkshire was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wilkshire, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wilkshire, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wilkshire, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wilkshire, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.

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