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The Galactik Imperium of Velon

“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 19.645 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 79%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', cremation is compulsory for the deceased, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, and people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the donut hole.

Velon is ranked 3,996th in The North Pacific and 93,604th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.091 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Velon was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Temberin.
  • 17 hours ago: Velon was endorsed by The Republic of Bristol C.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Velon was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Velon was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.

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