Least Corrupt Governments: 44th Most Rebellious Youth: 63rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 105th
The Galactik Imperium of
Democratic Socialists
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Good

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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by SQUEE with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.298 billion velonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 436 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,267 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 139,339th in the world and 9,256th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.19 Weapons Per Person.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 44thMost Rebellious Youth: 63rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 105thNicest Citizens: 110thHealthiest Citizens: 123rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 191stMost Pacifist: 281stMost Cheerful Citizens: 299thSmartest Citizens: 303rdMost Influential: 700thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 730thLongest Average Lifespans: 753rdBest Weather: 755thHighest Crime Rates: 1,246thLargest Populations: 1,570thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,778thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,896thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,435thMost Cultured: 3,584thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,791stMost Secular: 4,255thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,765thTop
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Nudest: 17,788th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 143rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 144th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 219th in the regionMost Secular: 227th in the regionMost Influential: 229th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 493rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 495th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 676th in the regionNudest: 800th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Velon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Velon was endorsed by The Federation of Whobidoobi.
  • : Velon was endorsed by The People's Republic of Sirisea.
  • : Velon was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Tuand Seton.
  • : Velon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Velon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Eternal Scholars"".
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.

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