Least Corrupt Governments: 37th Most Rebellious Youth: 60th Most Compassionate Citizens: 94th
The Galactik Imperium of
Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by SQUEE with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.404 billion velonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Public Transport is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 415 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,025 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, V-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native velonian casinos. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 151,123rd in the world and 7,387th in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring zero on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 37thMost Rebellious Youth: 60thMost Compassionate Citizens: 94thNicest Citizens: 107thHealthiest Citizens: 132ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 134thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 186thMost Pacifist: 269thMost Cheerful Citizens: 279thMost Influential: 297thSmartest Citizens: 306thLongest Average Lifespans: 742ndMost Stationary: 788thBest Weather: 815thHighest Crime Rates: 1,123rdTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,572ndLargest Populations: 1,615thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,694thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,022ndMost Cultured: 3,764thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,330thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 7,658thNudest: 13,490th
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 84th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 102nd in the regionMost Cultured: 136th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 166th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 282nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 436th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 470th in the regionMost Devout: 623rd in the region

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