The Galactik Imperium of
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Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.026 billion velonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 58.4%.

The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 379 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 17,223 donut holes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Velon, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime is totally unknown. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 7,286th in The North Pacific and 145,183rd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -65 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 17 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Velon was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Shadowlands of ashai.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Velon.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, artists are pillars of society.
  • 4 days ago: Velon endorsed The Rogue Nation of Zero-State.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 161 » Fengate, Herzliyya, Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Novare Res, Felenia, Grosseschnauzer, Oneofakynd, Espana Japones, Elevation, Agramer, Pasargad, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Ermarian, God n Country n Byron, Unimaginable Doom, Jefffliu, New haven america, Democatic Donkeys, Caish Empire, Renetopia, Calamazo, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, New Delmarva, Thatchertropolis, Sheldanada, Arcadiom, New Absurdistan, EretzIsrael, Lunar Felicem, Eumbner, Kitabo, United Kingdom of Great Lionheart, Lokarth, Wisconsota, Blye, San Martin De Porres, Quasaria, Trygg, Chinstralia, Kialga-Lourti, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, Indonesa, United Chinese Republics, Dutchyland, Scandigrad, General COE, and 111 others.The Lancerian Empire, Democratic Republic of England, New Sekai, Nortrom, SillyString, Francovania, Karazan, Quebaine, Iwin, Sadakoyama, Neu-Klagenfurt, Pakistan 001, Territorio di Nessuno, Falapatorius, Republic of Destiny, Ruzonia, Merdir, Eglise Sainte Eve, Talbuon, Liberitad, The Kingdom of Earhart, Bacon Kingdom, Obliterania, Shadowrik, Vuzalex, Ceto, Puerto Rican Independent Republic, Els Sentra, United Alvia, Lombardrhein, Daedric Stellar Empire, Necromonia, Domitia, Valory, Augustla, Haut Beuxeroix, Mica Land, Venezuelia, Feurbania, Republique autonome du Beuxeroy, Avalon, Whale Republic, Radlef, Fjora, Brutobropia, Plembobria, Shirak, Asgain Colony, The Navy Blue, New Eleria, Belschaft, McMasterdonia, The All Mighty Holy Roman Empire, NOFREEDOMZONE, Saint Tomaston, The Anthonian Republic, Yayness, Frances Francis the First of France, Ishual, The Arctic Congregation, South Isles, JaMexico13, QuisQueyan, Coristoga, ShortBusCrashed, Xentherida, Cricket Jump, Manilowia, Paulopolis II, True Sebland, DarkBlaspheme, The Victorian League, Varadorn, Belgan, Lionia, Yukti, Ingoesr, 007James Bond, Comrade Kennedy, Ninta, New England West, Ceretis, Alkes, Belhomme, Kimbaland, New Lakemba, WashingtonState, Nova Krakovia, Breytz, Wineclaw, Oilgarchy, Dumont, Moerderreich, Baitulemu, New Trisone, Golfia, Heraldine, The Polygon States, The Flapping Spaghetti Monster, Jlink, OblivionObliviousness, Selensus, Asians United, Zemnaya Svoboda, Darcania, The New Jersey Nets, Nationalist peoples party, New Assen, Republican Pacific Islands, Zero-State, and Shadowlands of ashai.

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