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The Galactik Imperium of Velon

“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.949 billion Velonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 82%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the donut hole.

Velon is ranked 50th in The North Pacific and 2,452nd in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 9 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 5 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Velon was endorsed by The United Provinces of Malakeem.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Velon was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Sirisea.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Velon was endorsed by The Republic of VicGON.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Velon was endorsed by The Maritime Explorer of General COE.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Velon fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Free.

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