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The Galactik Imperium of Velon

“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.768 billion Velonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 78%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Velon's radio stations, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the donut hole.

Velon is ranked 26th in The North Pacific and 1,787th in the world for Largest Populations, with 20,768 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Velon's radio stations.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Velon.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, Velon successfully hosted the The North Pacific Olympics.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Velon endorsed The Economic Democracy of New Charlzilla.

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