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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.568 billion velonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 420 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 17,859 donut holes, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and the velonian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Velon is ranked 6,705th in The North Pacific and 132,783rd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -3 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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