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The Galactik Imperium of Velon

“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SQUEE with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 20.231 billion Velonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, armed police units patrol the roads late at night, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the donut hole.

Velon is ranked 1st in The North Pacific and 23rd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 423 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 5 hours ago

  • 18 minutes ago: Velon was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Farmers Republic of the Great Plains.
  • 21 hours ago: Velon was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, armed police units patrol the roads late at night.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Velon was endorsed by The Empire of Miketheman.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Velon was endorsed by The Democratic States of Blye.
  • 4 days ago: Velon was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 1%).

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