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The Galactik Imperium of Velon

“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.462 billion Velonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and gambling is outlawed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the donut hole.

Velon is ranked 160th in The North Pacific and 6,502nd in the world for Safest, scoring 443.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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