Least Corrupt Governments: 56th Most Rebellious Youth: 64th Most Compassionate Citizens: 104th
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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by SQUEE with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 24.906 billion velonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 428 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,219 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer donut holes to support "struggling" industries, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Velon, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 183,566th in the world and 13,641st in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -31.37 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 56thMost Rebellious Youth: 64thMost Compassionate Citizens: 104thNicest Citizens: 107thHealthiest Citizens: 130thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 195thMost Pacifist: 284thMost Cheerful Citizens: 286thSmartest Citizens: 331stMost Influential: 356thLongest Average Lifespans: 760thBest Weather: 789thHighest Crime Rates: 1,383rdLargest Populations: 1,595thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,687thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,759thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,185thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,213thMost Cultured: 3,774thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,144thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,892nd
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 40th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 56th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 101st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 102nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 152nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 161st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 268th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 503rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 804th in the regionMost Devout: 1,001st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,087th in the regionNudest: 1,144th in the regionMost Developed: 1,365th in the region

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