The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by SQUEE with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.798 billion velonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. Income tax is unheard of.
The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 425 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,148 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Velon was endorsed by The Empire of Romaian.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Intellectual Nation of Techislovakia.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Murderer of The Congressional Exiles and Computers.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Kingdom of Neskaria.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Empire of Pasargad.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Parliamentary Monarchy of Unitate Real Greliser.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Republic of Wilkshire.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Precious Lands of Descentia Angellia.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Malphe.
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