The Galactik Imperium of
Civil Rights Lovefest
hardcore garbage pail kid posse
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.878 billion velonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 60.7%.

The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 376 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,211 donut holes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

All recreational drugs are legal, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime is totally unknown. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 6,830th in The North Pacific and 140,145th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -64 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • 20 hours ago: Velon was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Golfia.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, abortions are routinely performed in Velon's hospitals.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Velon was endorsed by The Holy Blue Zombie Nation of Arrivederci.

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