Least Corrupt Governments: 43rd Most Rebellious Youth: 63rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 104th
The Galactik Imperium of
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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by SQUEE with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.798 billion velonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 425 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,148 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 151,767th in the world and 8,536th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -33.17 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 43rdMost Rebellious Youth: 63rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 104thNicest Citizens: 109thHealthiest Citizens: 136thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 154thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 187thMost Cheerful Citizens: 271stMost Pacifist: 292ndSmartest Citizens: 314thMost Influential: 326thMost Stationary: 773rdLongest Average Lifespans: 800thBest Weather: 859thHighest Crime Rates: 1,313thTop
Largest Populations: 1,589thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,649thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,869thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,145thMost Cultured: 4,028thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,562ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,186th
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 56th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 90th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 119th in the regionMost Cultured: 161st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 175th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 309th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 489th in the regionMost Devout: 803rd in the regionLargest Governments: 809th in the region

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