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The Galactik Imperium of Velon

“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.43 billion Velonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and gambling is outlawed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the donut hole.

Velon is ranked 284th in The North Pacific and 9,776th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 32 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 16 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Velon was endorsed by The Joint WA State of Kialga-Lourti.
  • 17 hours ago: Velon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • 20 hours ago: Velon was endorsed by The Republic of Egius.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Velon was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, gambling is outlawed.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Velon, people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Velon endorsed The Incorporated States of Chinstralia.

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