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The Galactik Imperium of Velon

“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by SQUEE with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 20.248 billion Velonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, armed police units patrol the roads late at night, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the donut hole.

Velon is ranked 3,538th in The North Pacific and 98,187th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.031 Stalins.

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