Least Corrupt Governments: 37th Most Rebellious Youth: 58th Most Compassionate Citizens: 91st
The Galactik Imperium of
Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by SQUEE with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.253 billion velonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 411 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,958 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 176,834th in the world and 9,608th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.86 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Least Corrupt Governments: 37thMost Rebellious Youth: 58thMost Compassionate Citizens: 91stNicest Citizens: 104thHealthiest Citizens: 128thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 131stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 186thMost Pacifist: 263rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 272ndMost Influential: 285thSmartest Citizens: 307thLongest Average Lifespans: 751stMost Stationary: 794thBest Weather: 862ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,050thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,536thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,552ndLargest Populations: 1,609thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,934thMost Cultured: 3,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,762ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,878thTop
Nudest: 15,453rd
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 49th in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 99th in the regionMost Cultured: 127th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 176th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 325th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 467th in the regionTop
Nudest: 527th in the regionMost Devout: 693rd in the regionLargest Governments: 856th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Velon endorsed The Republic of Hannepandia.
  • : Velon endorsed The Republic of Lsdjvbsdkjnwoejgih.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Velon was endorsed by The Republic of Lsdjvbsdkjnwoejgih.
  • : Velon was endorsed by The Republic of Hannepandia.
  • : Velon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 235 » Fengate, Herzliyya, Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Novare Res, Felenia, Oneofakynd, Elevation, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Ermarian, Unimaginable Doom, Jefffliu, New haven america, Renetopia, Calamazo, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, Sheldanada, Arcadiom, EretzIsrael, Kitabo, Wisconsota, Chinstralia, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, United Chinese Republics, Dutchyland, The Lancerian Empire, Democratic Republic of England, New Sekai, Francovania, Karazan, Sadakoyama, Falapatorius, Republic of Destiny, Eglise Sainte Eve, Shadowrik, Els Sentra, Daedric Stellar Empire, Necromonia, Valory, Venezuelia, Brutobropia, Plembobria, Shirak, New Eleria, Saint Tomaston, South Isles, Coristoga, and 185 others.ShortBusCrashed, Manilowia, True Sebland, Yukti, Alkes, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, New Trisone, OblivionObliviousness, Asians United, Nationalist peoples party, Vladivo, Lord Ravenclaw, Arrivederci, Syrixia, AdyLand, Tercerwereld, NabMex, Cartertopia, Quest For The Best Girl, Druadach, The Rossinite Empire, Tortoisica, Zazumo, Ponies and Princesses, Ulumina, The Army Republic of Prussia, Anarchy Sites, Dixie Jazz Land, Boadiccea, Norvalkin, Rochester Black, Caspiatea, Gentemunam, Ultima Terra, Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms, Trombone Kingdom, Lacertae, Arach-Naga Combine, Apetopia, The Galactic Triumvirate, Philippedafos, Zemnaya Svoboda, Lorbank, Uhura-Ubuntu, Falaferen, Ahomar, Coldeon, Atain, Qanadeelia, Hudson Valley, La Riviera, Zongzi, Merconitonitopia, Nubianepal, TheGemini, David l l l l, Xentherida, Kylesburgh, Free Culture, United Regions of Geographic Masses, The NRA Republic, Globnar, Tokenzia, Ophlantly, Asian Union Pact, Ceretis, Notyoutopia, Plebi, Klettureyja, Marneverland, Lagondia, SEA LORD, Poztopia, Everywheristan, Ultimacave, Lionia, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Guslantis, Tokaryk, Babylon and Ur, Liberreich, Mazeoftime, Sunto, Neen, Vladimirius, Efren, Proov583, Citiva, Garden Bast, Hyponatremia, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Republic of Dixie, Stenc, Frances Francis the First of France, Imladistar, The United City States of America, Pauline Bonaparte, Podgora, Celreostia, Snowlit, Geopum, Dwarven Kingdom of Erebor, Anarchocapitalist Ignatia, Askhalan, Kmsxkuse, The Undead Union, Sirisea, Vexuar, Alice Gardens, Hallmaak, Esanapa, Sergionova, Krauzhaten, The Isle of Grossmania, Flooforia, Skyrian, Sammas, Anywhere and Somewhere, Republic of Kalamazoo, Nyvenia, Ahulania, Effazio, Puffinzbekistan, Praeceps, Rukonia, Dreac Thar, Mulkuram, Abacathea, Empire of Infinite Evil, Joshia, Nicolencia, Duckerland, Imperial Arkania, Bras Ew, Pakistan 001, Blackshear41, Jacksville Islands, Kelvaros Prime, Dinale, Last island left, IRCLand, Bon Jon Jonia, Klurhammon, Mescor, Mahavansa, Aaaah Snaaaake, Bharathvarsh, Ceroville, Dankacia, Kaanite, Greater Catan, Jacksonville City, Catastropolis, New Phyrreus, Nightempire, Constantinolia, United States of Icelandia, Jedistaaan, Nationalist Fools, JagdPanzer Meister, Afreeca, A Million Dollars, Highton Islands, Dollandia, Texarkhana, Digimark, Cheongji, DNSD13, McMasterdonia, Libera Publica, BattleSnow, Golatu, Railys, The Libertarian Knighthood, Malvodia, Hadjout, Falaknuva, New Augustria, HOC SIGNO VINCES, Xzavia-Hjar, Arnheimar, Most Serene Republic of Balfiera, Hannepandia, and Lsdjvbsdkjnwoejgih.

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