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The Galactik Imperium of Velon

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Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 4.609 billion, 4.592 billion of whom are zombies, Velonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 79%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', graffiti graces every city's streets, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the donut hole.

Velon is ranked 4,585th in The North Pacific and 114,175th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -24 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Velon is currently considering its options.

People: 16,900,373

Zombies: 4,591,909,011

Dead: 16,214,047,559

Survival Rate: 0.08%

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