Least Corrupt Governments: 48th Most Rebellious Youth: 61st Most Compassionate Citizens: 98th
The Galactik Imperium of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by SQUEE with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.615 billion velonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Public Transport is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 422 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,147 donut holes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, tourists visit Velon to mass-moon velonian politicians, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 21,417th in the world and 828th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 26.61 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 48thMost Rebellious Youth: 61stMost Compassionate Citizens: 98thNicest Citizens: 103rdHealthiest Citizens: 129thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 153rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 186thMost Cheerful Citizens: 265thMost Pacifist: 280thSmartest Citizens: 304thMost Influential: 313thLongest Average Lifespans: 752ndMost Stationary: 780thBest Weather: 799thHighest Crime Rates: 1,257thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,604thLargest Populations: 1,607thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,795thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,053rdMost Cultured: 3,966thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,321stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,869th
Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 80th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 94th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 112th in the regionMost Cultured: 155th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 167th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 298th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 480th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 824th in the regionLargest Governments: 828th in the regionMost Average: 1,077th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Velon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eternal Scholars".
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Velon was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, tourists visit Velon to mass-moon velonian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Velon endorsed The Glorious Dictatorship of The Disney Union.
  • : Velon endorsed The Federal Republic of Narandor.
  • : Velon endorsed The Armed Republic of The Dependent States of Siberia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 215 » Fengate, Herzliyya, Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Novare Res, Felenia, Oneofakynd, Elevation, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Ermarian, Unimaginable Doom, Jefffliu, New haven america, Renetopia, Calamazo, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, Sheldanada, Arcadiom, EretzIsrael, Kitabo, Wisconsota, Chinstralia, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, United Chinese Republics, Dutchyland, The Lancerian Empire, Democratic Republic of England, New Sekai, Francovania, Karazan, Sadakoyama, Falapatorius, Republic of Destiny, Eglise Sainte Eve, Shadowrik, Daedric Stellar Empire, Necromonia, Venezuelia, Brutobropia, Plembobria, Shirak, Saint Tomaston, South Isles, Coristoga, ShortBusCrashed, Manilowia, True Sebland, and 165 others.Yukti, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, New Trisone, OblivionObliviousness, Asians United, Nationalist peoples party, Vladivo, Lord Ravenclaw, Arrivederci, Syrixia, AdyLand, Tercerwereld, NabMex, Cartertopia, Quest For The Best Girl, Druadach, The Rossinite Empire, Ponies and Princesses, The Army Republic of Prussia, Anarchy Sites, Norvalkin, Rochester Black, Caspiatea, Ultima Terra, Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms, Trombone Kingdom, Lacertae, Arach-Naga Combine, Apetopia, The Galactic Triumvirate, Philippedafos, Uhura-Ubuntu, Ahomar, Atain, Qanadeelia, Hudson Valley, Zongzi, Merconitonitopia, Nubianepal, David l l l l, Xentherida, Kylesburgh, Free Culture, United Regions of Geographic Masses, The NRA Republic, Ophlantly, Ceretis, Notyoutopia, Plebi, Klettureyja, Marneverland, Lagondia, SEA LORD, Poztopia, Ultimacave, Lionia, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Guslantis, Tokaryk, Babylon and Ur, Liberreich, Mazeoftime, Sunto, Neen, Vladimirius, Proov583, Citiva, Garden Bast, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Republic of Dixie, Stenc, Frances Francis the First of France, The United City States of America, Pauline Bonaparte, Celreostia, Snowlit, Dwarven Kingdom of Erebor, The Undead Union, Sirisea, Vexuar, Alice Gardens, Sergionova, Krauzhaten, The Isle of Grossmania, Flooforia, Sammas, Nyvenia, Ahulania, Effazio, Puffinzbekistan, Praeceps, Rukonia, Dreac Thar, Mulkuram, Abacathea, Empire of Infinite Evil, Joshia, Nicolencia, Imperial Arkania, Bras Ew, Pakistan 001, Blackshear41, Jacksville Islands, Kelvaros Prime, Dinale, Last island left, IRCLand, Bon Jon Jonia, Klurhammon, Aaaah Snaaaake, Bharathvarsh, Dankacia, Greater Catan, New Phyrreus, Nightempire, Constantinolia, Jedistaaan, Nationalist Fools, Highton Islands, Digimark, Cheongji, DNSD13, McMasterdonia, Libera Publica, BattleSnow, The Libertarian Knighthood, Malvodia, Hadjout, New Augustria, Arnheimar, Hannepandia, Razzym, Zatrela, Faircliff, Adorna, Eryri Newydd, Nova Constellation, West Magellis, IndieGirl, High Voltage, Khalasar Atthirari, Religioncord, Bilveria, Lorratia, Meritdom, Emeyria, Friemenn, Eyes that do not Lie, Reedland Marsh, Fip, Trygg, Super Jesus Land, Manticore utopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Elspeth and Samina, Reaganea, Oakster, Yalkan, Apeirona, Walter Jackson, The Dependent States of Siberia, Narandor, The Disney Union, and Wolfgonia.

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