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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.179 billion velonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 411 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,749 donut holes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, Velon's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Velon is ranked 26th in The North Pacific and 1,259th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 76 Whatever.

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