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The Galactik Imperium of Velon

“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and remarkable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.994 billion Velonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 74%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Velon is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the donut hole.

Velon is ranked 218th in The North Pacific and 8,216th in the world for Nudest, with 218 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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