The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.62 billion velonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.7%.
The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 398 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 17,636 donut holes, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, companies are turning to trained piggus chunkuses for their most menial jobs, and people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer. Crime is totally unknown. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Velon was endorsed by The Republic of Holtania.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, companies are turning to trained piggus chunkuses for their most menial jobs.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
- : Velon endorsed The Dictatorship of TheDoges.
- : Velon endorsed The Communist-Republican Empire of Cinnibar.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Dictatorship of TheDoges.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Communist-Republican Empire of Cinnibar.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
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