Least Corrupt Governments: 36th Most Rebellious Youth: 56th Most Compassionate Citizens: 92nd
The Galactik Imperium of
Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by SQUEE with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.063 billion velonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 405 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,861 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, private law firms are unheard of, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in poopopolis for fear of causing a fuss. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Velon is ranked 24,102nd in the world and 451st in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 405 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Least Corrupt Governments: 36thMost Rebellious Youth: 56thMost Compassionate Citizens: 92ndNicest Citizens: 103rdHealthiest Citizens: 125thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 132ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 184thMost Pacifist: 259thMost Cheerful Citizens: 263rdMost Influential: 277thSmartest Citizens: 308thLongest Average Lifespans: 736thMost Stationary: 794thBest Weather: 866thHighest Crime Rates: 935thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,368thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,455thLargest Populations: 1,616thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,905thTop
Most Cultured: 3,655thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,173rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 10,144thMost Devout: 12,998th
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 74th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 121st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 192nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 361st in the regionMost Devout: 423rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 451st in the regionTop
Nudest: 708th in the regionLargest Governments: 872nd in the region

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