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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.891 billion velonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 61.3%.

The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 408 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 17,825 donut holes, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Students cut up leftover donut holes during Arts and Crafts, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, graffiti graces every city's streets, and tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges. Crime is totally unknown. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Velon is ranked 6,289th in The North Pacific and 123,688th in the world for Most Armed, scoring -354.727 on the Magnum-Eastwood Ordnance Scale.

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