The Galactik Imperium of
New York Times Democracy
hardcore garbage pail kid posse
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.449 billion velonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 60.8%.

The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 394 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,566 donut holes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime is totally unknown. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Velon is ranked 3rd in The North Pacific and 46th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 5,746 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Velon was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Dodonest.
  • : Velon was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Lapsae.
  • : Velon was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • : Velon endorsed The Jingoistic States of The Army Republic of Prussia.
  • : Velon endorsed The Dictatorship of Lilongve.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 161 » Fengate, Herzliyya, Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Novare Res, Felenia, Grosseschnauzer, Oneofakynd, Espana Japones, Elevation, Pasargad, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Ermarian, God n Country n Byron, Unimaginable Doom, Jefffliu, New haven america, Democatic Donkeys, Caish Empire, Renetopia, Calamazo, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, Thatchertropolis, Sheldanada, Arcadiom, New Absurdistan, EretzIsrael, Lunar Felicem, Kitabo, United Kingdom of Great Lionheart, Lokarth, Wisconsota, San Martin De Porres, Trygg, Chinstralia, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, United Chinese Republics, Dutchyland, Scandigrad, General COE, The Lancerian Empire, Democratic Republic of England, New Sekai, SillyString, Francovania, Karazan, Quebaine, and 111 others.Sadakoyama, Pakistan 001, Territorio di Nessuno, Falapatorius, Republic of Destiny, Ruzonia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Liberitad, The Kingdom of Earhart, Shadowrik, Vuzalex, Ceto, Els Sentra, United Alvia, Lombardrhein, Daedric Stellar Empire, Necromonia, Valory, Augustla, Mica Land, Venezuelia, Avalon, Fjora, Brutobropia, Plembobria, Shirak, Asgain Colony, The Navy Blue, New Eleria, McMasterdonia, Saint Tomaston, The Anthonian Republic, Yayness, Frances Francis the First of France, South Isles, Coristoga, ShortBusCrashed, Xentherida, Manilowia, True Sebland, DarkBlaspheme, The Victorian League, Varadorn, Belgan, Lionia, Yukti, 007James Bond, Ceretis, Alkes, Belhomme, Kimbaland, New Lakemba, WashingtonState, Nova Krakovia, Breytz, Wineclaw, Oilgarchy, New Trisone, Golfia, The Polygon States, The Flapping Spaghetti Monster, OblivionObliviousness, Asians United, Zemnaya Svoboda, The New Jersey Nets, Nationalist peoples party, New Assen, Zero-State, Shadowlands of ashai, Vladivo, Pixiedance, Lord Ravenclaw, Cronaal, The Cascadian Commonwealth, Sankami, Darragh O Donovan, Runeas, Arrivederci, Syrixia, Zygonian Empire, Kalatun, Wardog4675, Great Griffin, AdyLand, Grendelwald, Razzym, XVaLeNzUeLaX, Eastkeep, Tercerwereld, NabMex, Nordeinsamkeit Konigsende Grosschaarmark, Hermaes, Cartertopia, Ixaia, Quest For The Best Girl, Druadach, Escontus, The Rossinite Empire, Tortoisica, Klausenbourg, Zazumo, Ingensterra, Nichkhun, Ponies and Princesses, Roeton, Ulumina, Milarandia, Lilongve, The Army Republic of Prussia, Lapsae, and Dodonest.

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