The Federation of Adziolandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Adziunia with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.632 billion Adziolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Helszawa. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adziolandian economy, worth 282 trillion helenówkas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,467 helenówkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, and preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adziolandia's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adziolandia is ranked 21,950^th in the world and 808^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.3 law-abiding acts per hour.