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The Republic of Selfgradatude is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.811 billion Selfgradatudeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, with Environment, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Selfgradatude City. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Selfgradatudean economy, worth 487 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 49,727 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and sleazy politicans exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selfgradatude's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Selfgradatude is ranked 6,726th in The North Pacific and 129,965th in the world for Nudest, with 46 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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