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The Cardinal Guardian Most Evil of Bhang Bhang Duc

“Keep Calm and Carry On Being Evil”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: the West Pacific


The Cardinal Guardian Most Evil of Bhang Bhang Duc is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Le Chromosphere with an even hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 22.354 billion Bhangians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Four Ecks. The average income tax rate is 83.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bhang Bhang Ducian economy, worth a remarkable 2,308 trillion pingus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,274 pingus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, students cut up leftover pingus during Arts and Crafts, and workers have seized control of the economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhang Bhang Duc's national animal is the sofa sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Drinking Brains S A.

Bhang Bhang Duc is ranked 1,531st in the West Pacific and 40,291st in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.553 Stalins.

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