The Cardinal Guardian Most Evil of
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The Cardinal Guardian Most Evil of Bhang Bhang Duc is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Le Chromosphere with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.719 billion Bhangians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Four Ecks. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bhang Bhang Ducian economy, worth a remarkable 2,476 trillion pingus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,024 pingus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, the Bhang Bhang Duc Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhang Bhang Duc's national animal is the sofa sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drinking Brains S A.

Bhang Bhang Duc is ranked 7,076th in the West Pacific and 142,925th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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