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The Cardinal Guardian Most Evil of Bhang Bhang Duc

“I aim to misbehave. And be evil. Mostly.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the West Pacific

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The Cardinal Guardian Most Evil of Bhang Bhang Duc is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Le Chromosphere with an even hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 21.485 billion Bhangians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Law & Order and Defence are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Four Ecks. The average income tax rate is 85%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, students cut up leftover pingus during Arts and Crafts, and citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhang Bhang Duc's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Drinking Brains S A, and its currency is the pingu.

Bhang Bhang Duc is ranked 349th in the West Pacific and 18,712th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 8.2 Insults Per Minute (net).

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