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The Once and Future Delegate of Bhang Bhang Duc

“I aim to misbehave”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: The Slagg Heap

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The Once and Future Delegate of Bhang Bhang Duc is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Le Chromosphere with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed population of 21.246 billion Bhangians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Defence and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Four Ecks. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, children spout "I aim to misbehave" involuntarily throughout the day, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhang Bhang Duc's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Drinking Brains S A, and its currency is the pingu.

Bhang Bhang Duc is ranked 4th in The Slagg Heap and 107,218th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -174 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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