The Ersatz Guardian Most Evil of
Democratic Socialists
I know I believe in nothing, but it is my nothing
Le Chromosphere
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The Ersatz Guardian Most Evil of Bhang Bhang Duc is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Le Chromosphere with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 23.883 billion Bhangians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Four Ecks. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The large but stagnant Bhang Bhang Ducian economy, worth 188 trillion pingus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 7,883 pingus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and BBD-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhang Bhang Duc's national animal is the sofa sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drinking Brains S A.

Bhang Bhang Duc is ranked 95th in the West Pacific and 7,487th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 160 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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