The Cardinal Guardian Most Evil of
Democratic Socialists
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The Cardinal Guardian Most Evil of Bhang Bhang Duc is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Le Chromosphere with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.579 billion Bhangians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Four Ecks. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bhang Bhang Ducian economy, worth a remarkable 2,460 trillion pingus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,977 pingus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhang Bhang Duc's national animal is the sofa sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Drinking Brains S A.

Bhang Bhang Duc is ranked 251st in the West Pacific and 13,217th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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