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The Cardinal Guardian Most Evil of Bhang Bhang Duc is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Le Chromosphere with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.846 billion Bhangians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Four Ecks. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bhang Bhang Ducian economy, worth a remarkable 2,507 trillion pingus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,762 pingus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhang Bhang Duc's national animal is the sofa sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drinking Brains S A.

Bhang Bhang Duc is ranked 560th in the West Pacific and 21,585th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 7 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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