The Republic of Romlania is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 8.684 billion Romlanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Romlanian economy, worth 566 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 65,280 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romlania's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Romlania is ranked 39,891^st in the world and 567^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 749.71 on the Clooney Contribution Index.