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The Chocolate Loving Paradise of Darkesia

“Save the Planet! It's the only one with Chocolate!”

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Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: the West Pacific


The Chocolate Loving Paradise of Darkesia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 19.731 billion Darkesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Cacao. The average income tax rate is 28%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points, and terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests. Crime is well under control. Darkesia's national animal is the chocolate bunny™, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the chocolate coin ®.

Darkesia is ranked 221st in the West Pacific and 10,756th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 51 Dawkins.

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