Largest Populations: 1,878th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,935th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,453rd
The Chocolate Loving Paradise of
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Save the Planet! It's the only one with Chocolate!
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The Chocolate Loving Paradise of Darkesia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Most Serene Lady Darkesia with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.312 billion Darkesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense is also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Cacao. The average income tax rate is 8.2%.

The thriving Darkesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,924 trillion chocolate coin Žs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 82,544 chocolate coin Žs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Half of Darkesia's doctors can't speak the language, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold. Crime is totally unknown. Darkesia's national animal is the chocolate bunny™, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chocolatology.

Darkesia is ranked 28,471st in the world and 1,289th in the West Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 3,987.11 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 1,878thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,935thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,453rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,476thMost Cultured: 3,832ndHighest Economic Output: 4,125thSmartest Citizens: 5,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,301stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,943rdBest Weather: 7,676thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,841stRudest Citizens: 9,002ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,339thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,709thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,605thLargest Retail Industry: 13,727thMost Influential: 14,242ndMost Average: 14,599thMost Developed: 15,790thLargest Black Market: 17,780th
Largest Populations: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 71st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 140th in the regionBest Weather: 165th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 178th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 179th in the regionRudest Citizens: 186th in the regionLargest Black Market: 212th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 233rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 278th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 350th in the regionMost Influential: 364th in the regionMost Developed: 365th in the regionTop
Most Average: 498th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 512th in the regionMost Inclusive: 590th in the regionMost Armed: 602nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 615th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 725th in the region

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