The Chocolate Loving Paradise of
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Save the Planet! It's the only one with Chocolate!
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The Chocolate Loving Paradise of Darkesia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Most Serene Lady Darkesia with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.928 billion Darkesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Cacao. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.4%.

The powerhouse Darkesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,864 trillion chocolate coin Žs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 85,032 chocolate coin Žs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,394 per year while the poor average 15,652, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the police force is on a recruitment drive, Darkesia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Darkesia's national animal is the chocolate bunny™, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chocolatology.

Darkesia is ranked 5,144th in the West Pacific and 118,854th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -213 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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