The Chocolate Loving Paradise of
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The Chocolate Loving Paradise of Darkesia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.669 billion Darkesians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The enormous, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Cacao. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.3%.

The powerhouse Darkesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,259 trillion chocolate coin ®s a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 60,919 chocolate coin ®s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 176,429 per year while the poor average 16,669, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Some members of Parliament are illiterate, citizens select which government department gets their income tax chocolate coin ®s each year, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darkesia's national animal is the chocolate bunny™, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Darkesia is ranked 4,804th in the West Pacific and 119,553rd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -7 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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