Largest Populations: 1,881st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,913th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,008th
The Chocolate Loving Paradise of
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The Chocolate Loving Paradise of Darkesia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Most Serene Lady Darkesia with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.502 billion Darkesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Cacao. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The thriving Darkesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,929 trillion chocolate coin Žs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 82,104 chocolate coin Žs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime is totally unknown. Darkesia's national animal is the chocolate bunny™, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chocolatology.

Darkesia is ranked 17,858th in the world and 215th in the West Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 8.28 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Populations: 1,881stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,913thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,008thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,022ndMost Cultured: 3,984thHighest Economic Output: 4,211thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,480thBest Weather: 5,145thSmartest Citizens: 5,164thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,722ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,216thTop
Most Influential: 7,914thRudest Citizens: 8,682ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,653rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,836thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,917thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,208thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,653rdLargest Retail Industry: 14,959th
Largest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 76th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 94th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 103rd in the regionBest Weather: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 150th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 154th in the regionRudest Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 183rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 215th in the regionMost Influential: 223rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 263rd in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 321st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 331st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 380th in the regionMost Developed: 395th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 412th in the regionMost Armed: 451st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 481st in the regionMost Inclusive: 583rd in the region

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