The Chocolate Loving Paradise of
Capitalizt
Save the Planet! It's the only one with Chocolate!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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The Chocolate Loving Paradise of Darkesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Most Serene Lady Darkesia with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.389 billion Darkesians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Cacao. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The powerhouse Darkesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,624 trillion chocolate coin Žs a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 75,930 chocolate coin Žs, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the nation leads NationStates in per capita stalking, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Darkesia's national animal is the chocolate bunny™, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chocolatology.

Darkesia is ranked 456th in NationStates and 122,342nd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,032.426 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Darkesia, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Darkesia, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Darkesia was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Capitalizt".
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Darkesia, the nation leads NationStates in per capita stalking.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Darkesia, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Darkesia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Darkesia, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 4 days ago: Darkesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 4 days ago: Darkesia was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Darkesia, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.

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