Largest Populations: 1,883rd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,905th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,431st
The Chocolate Loving Paradise of
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Save the Planet! It's the only one with Chocolate!
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The Chocolate Loving Paradise of Darkesia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Most Serene Lady Darkesia with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.156 billion Darkesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Cacao. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The thriving Darkesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,926 trillion chocolate coin Žs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 83,215 chocolate coin Žs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Half of Darkesia's doctors can't speak the language, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold. Crime is totally unknown. Darkesia's national animal is the chocolate bunny™, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chocolatology.

Darkesia is ranked 4,050th in the world and 49th in the West Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 1,926 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Populations: 1,883rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,905thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,431stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,304thMost Cultured: 3,565thHighest Economic Output: 4,050thSmartest Citizens: 4,983rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,130thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,900thBest Weather: 7,506thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,557thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,976thRudest Citizens: 9,361stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,573rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,998thLargest Retail Industry: 12,675thMost Developed: 15,082ndMost Inclusive: 16,308thMost Average: 16,557thMost Secular: 16,818thLargest Black Market: 17,454thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,793rd
Largest Populations: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 88th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 133rd in the regionBest Weather: 159th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 167th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 168th in the regionRudest Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 211th in the regionLargest Black Market: 213th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 280th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 332nd in the regionMost Developed: 345th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 522nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 527th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 560th in the regionMost Armed: 578th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 613th in the regionMost Average: 638th in the regionMost Secular: 764th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 891st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 944th in the regionMost Influential: 950th in the region

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