Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,187th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,724th Largest Populations: 1,873rd
The Chocolate Loving Paradise of
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The Chocolate Loving Paradise of Darkesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Most Serene Lady Darkesia with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.654 billion Darkesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Cacao. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The thriving Darkesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,000 trillion chocolate coin Žs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 84,556 chocolate coin Žs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Future leaders of Darkesia regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to, artists are pillars of society, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime is almost non-existent. Darkesia's national animal is the chocolate bunny™, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chocolatology.

Darkesia is ranked 6,880th in the world and 159th in the West Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 87.33 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,187thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,724thLargest Populations: 1,873rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,107thMost Cultured: 3,614thHighest Economic Output: 4,058thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,677thSmartest Citizens: 4,936thMost Influential: 5,038thBest Weather: 5,775thRudest Citizens: 6,204thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,234thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,880thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,957thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,366thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,258thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,791stMost Inclusive: 15,130thMost Developed: 15,461st
Largest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 72nd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 102nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 103rd in the regionMost Influential: 112th in the regionBest Weather: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 156th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 159th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 159th in the regionLargest Black Market: 213th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 267th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 375th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 384th in the regionMost Developed: 403rd in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 454th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 473rd in the regionMost Armed: 500th in the regionMost Inclusive: 504th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 611th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 638th in the region

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