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Most Scientifically Advanced: 30thLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rdMost Secular: 186th
The Federal Technocracy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
What could possibly go wrong?
Ahmad Wibowo Sukirman
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Xupqeu

Population13.863 billion

CapitalRandomia
LeaderAhmad Wibowo Sukirman

CurrencyXupCoin
AnimalMuffaloo

The Federal Technocracy of Xupqeu is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ahmad Wibowo Sukirman with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 13.863 billion Xupqeuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xupqeuan economy, worth a remarkable 5,475 trillion XupCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 394,995 XupCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime is totally unknown. Xupqeu's national animal is the Muffaloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xupqeu is ranked 2,599th in the world and 38th in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 232 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 30thLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rdMost Secular: 186thSmartest Citizens: 190thHighest Poor Incomes: 547thMost Efficient Economies: 676thLargest Governments: 725thRudest Citizens: 761stMost Rebellious Youth: 766thMost Advanced Public Education: 784thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 929thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,088thHighest Average Incomes: 1,150thMost Inclusive: 1,307thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,316thLowest Crime Rates: 1,345thSafest: 1,737thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,840thHighest Food Quality: 1,955thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,162ndMost Developed: 2,199thMost Cultured: 2,599thHighest Economic Output: 2,827thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,907thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,914thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,036thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,075thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,713thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,550thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,514thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,851stHealthiest Citizens: 8,142ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,315thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,619thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,862ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,993rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,485thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,638thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,139thLargest Retail Industry: 26,110thLargest Populations: 29,388th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 35th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 50th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 50th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 94th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 111th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 172nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 185th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 191st in the regionLargest Populations: 205th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 252nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 265th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 280th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 289th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 310th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Xupqeu was endorsed by The Lucky Black Sky of Eyluvmenia.
  • : Xupqeu was endorsed by The Republic of Pushistia.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, billions of XupCoins are spent to take high-quality photos of the Muffaloo Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.

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