Population | 13.863 billion |
Capital | Randomia |
Leader | Ahmad Wibowo Sukirman |
Currency | XupCoin |
Animal | Muffaloo |
The Federal Technocracy of Xupqeu is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ahmad Wibowo Sukirman with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 13.863 billion Xupqeuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Xupqeuan economy, worth a remarkable 5,475 trillion XupCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 394,995 XupCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime is totally unknown. Xupqeu's national animal is the Muffaloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Xupqeu is ranked 2,599th in the world and 38th in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 232 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Xupqeu was endorsed by The Lucky Black Sky of Eyluvmenia.
- : Xupqeu was endorsed by The Republic of Pushistia.
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels.
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, billions of XupCoins are spent to take high-quality photos of the Muffaloo Nebula.
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Xupqeu, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Varanius, Bhang Bhang Duc, Fotisdia, Overthinkers, Wickedly evil people, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Mediobogdum, Isachile Tum, Nalibia, Rengum in Lingo, Dilber, Inscribia, The Warriors of Determination, Pushistia, and Eyluvmenia.