The United Kingdom of Futuo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arfur Daley with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 17.236 billion Futuoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellatio City. The average income tax rate is 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Futuoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,761 trillion quid a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 218,233 quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Dream holidays often go awry, people talk about things being better when men were men, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and the government is encouraging violence on television. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Futuo's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Futuo is ranked 27,000^th in the world and 343^rd in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.58 law-abiding acts per hour.