The Friendly Republic of Sensorland is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Harper Huxley with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.64 billion Sensorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Triumph. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sensorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,928 trillion Emeralds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 264,385 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Emeralds of property damage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sensorland's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is free thought.

Sensorland is ranked 331,391^st in the world and 2,667^th in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -41.01 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.