The Rare Sighting of Onfande is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Marie Laffont with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.672 billion Onfandites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callisto. The average income tax rate is 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Onfandite economy, worth a remarkable 1,765 trillion 𝘙𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 Onfandite Aits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 182,561 𝘙𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 Onfandite Aits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Onfande's national animal is the Southern Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Freedomᵀᴹ.

Onfande is ranked 288,059^th in the world and 760^th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -547.61 on the Scary Big Number Scale.