The Void of Precisely Nothing is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nobody with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.281 billion Naughts live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Precisely Nothingian economy, worth a remarkable 7,637 trillion Bosons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 290,615 Bosons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Boson charge on their phone bill, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, sweet-toothed Naughts have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime is totally unknown. Precisely Nothing's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Precisely Nothing is ranked 35,108^th in the world and 924^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.93 law-abiding acts per hour.