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Most Influential: 35thMost Beautiful Environments: 552ndMost Rebellious Youth: 564th
The Void of
Nihil valet ad pugnam! (Nothing is Worth Fighting For!)
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Precisely Nothing

Population22.682 billion



The Void of Precisely Nothing is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nobody with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.682 billion Naughts live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Precisely Nothingian economy, worth a remarkable 5,642 trillion Bosons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 248,771 Bosons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, "Nobody got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, and there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Precisely Nothing's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Precisely Nothing is ranked 277,005th in the world and 1,028th in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -35.52 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 35thMost Beautiful Environments: 552ndMost Rebellious Youth: 564thRudest Citizens: 725thBest Weather: 990thHighest Drug Use: 1,080thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,171stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,193rdSmartest Citizens: 1,590thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,697thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,761stMost Inclusive: 2,070thHighest Economic Output: 2,102ndHighest Food Quality: 2,210thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,359thMost Efficient Economies: 2,479thNicest Citizens: 2,489thLargest Governments: 2,534thMost Pacifist: 2,660thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,716thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,771stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,825thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,991stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,995thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,000thMost Developed: 3,065thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,164thMost Cultured: 3,444thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,765thLargest Retail Industry: 3,947thHighest Average Incomes: 4,074thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,109thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,681stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,770thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,755thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,200thLargest Populations: 7,290thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,392ndHighest Crime Rates: 7,996thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,911thNudest: 9,269thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,792ndMost Secular: 12,904thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,838thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 19,890thMost Politically Free: 24,028th
Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionMost Extreme: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionNudest: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 42nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 43rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56th in the regionMost Armed: 56th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 73rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 88th in the regionMost Secular: 94th in the regionMost Stationary: 99th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Precisely Nothing was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 5% for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Precisely Nothing was endorsed by The Republic of Bruhland.
  • : Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe.
  • : Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, "Nobody got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, Nobody can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Precisely Nothing was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, no one cares when it's your birthday.
  • : Following new legislation in Precisely Nothing, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 123 » Raghallaigh, Arvigiel, Le Libertia, Poquaoi, Voxum Mortalum, Pirataria, Katkasistan, Cortlandt Manor, Almendron, Arqhua, Polgaria, Zakanda, Eloscape, Yugarritia, Akeland, Mancheseva City, Beriwen, Free Rosabell, Lethen, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Mediocrea, Dat Countreh, Trackeendy, Brickfield, Acapais, Emastalia, Caffeinated, West Wirral, Algazzio, Samuelstani, Royal Alchemia, Barcelona and Girona, P0ptr0pica, Tarkovinia, Ganud, Geektopia, Pland Adanna, Deliber, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Bursken, The Lost Men, Koroniti, Tital Mania, Greatnessity City, Kingdom of Stargard, Estingberg, Cato2, Turpotia, Spartacistan, Thaumania, and 73 others.Astrellan, Gemeinschaftsland, Stefoland, Konaseema, New Mercia and Helena, Gallotts world, Lastoina, Old Aweic Wirs, Myotatunto, Buddhists of Janra, Cutias, Moryazvia, United-Marrshmallows, Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, Freeeee, Westlechland, Nairatania, Gooblaria, Korektonon, Dead Warrior Daddy, Zecklandia, Bigbonia, Cultursus, New Mountain States of Turkey, Unidoria, The Militarist States of America, South Parter, Malenia Blade Miquella, Austerain, Thice Frostalt, Murden, Skyhawk Clan, Kurvix, Turks and Francs, Selgary, Newpollis, European capitalism, Maowi, Saturnia Tellus, Paxlond, Votokia, Harivani, Rafen-Zheltyr, The Grand Vailon Polity, Noxxus Chrome, Aevana, Nilao, Freelandy, Prov, Scarlington, The Three States, Kroll Union, Vedenmark, Sparta69, Penlopa, Rawatna, Northeastern Italian, Purple Ruthenia, Primorye Oblast, Decnotixa, Malevos, Qingui, Charoskania, Greater Mecklenburg-Pommern, Loegia, Dekovia, New dundland, Baobab-Bumbaria, Phil N Spencer Canning Corporation, Vlazinova, Tsiamuns Velleniouss, Land of Bobtopia, and Bruhland.