The Dictatorship of Krinenia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Desriv Rycarkh Kuldalc with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.137 billion Krinenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krilyfokra. The average income tax rate is 45.6%.

The thriving Krineni economy, worth 180 trillion Terril 丁s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,526 Terril 丁s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krinenia's national animal is the Krinenian Sturgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Krinenia is ranked 22,510^th in the world and 497^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,018.89 pounds of wildlife per square mile.