The Federal Republic of Camtropia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nathan Anderson with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.776 billion Camtropians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rexport. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Camtropian economy, worth 235 trillion Kromers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,576 Kromers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and the comic book series 'Nathan Anderson and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Camtropia's national animal is the magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity but not official.

Camtropia is ranked 8,304^th in the world and 81^st in Europeia for Safest, scoring 122.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.