The Tripartite Kingdom of Nova Angelus is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Jakob Emilio of Dauphin Havre with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.768 billion Nova Angelusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blue Nova. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nova Angelusian economy, worth 689 trillion Angel's Hearts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,619 Angel's Hearts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, time flies when you're not having fun, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Angelus's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Angelism.

Nova Angelus is ranked 293,538^th in the world and 1,218^th in Europeia for Most Secular, with 7.96 Atheism Rate.