|Leader||Prime Minister Jim Coffey|
The 📈 📈 📈 of Langburn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Jim Coffey with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.255 billion Langburnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onita. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Langburnian economy, worth 167 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 133,344 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 583,054 per year while the poor average 19,238, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.
People all over Langburn are dying of 'Mad Fox Disease', the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, and blind dates tend to result in bruised shins. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Langburn's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Langburn, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
- : Following new legislation in Langburn, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Following new legislation in Langburn, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight.
- : Following new legislation in Langburn, people all over Langburn are dying of 'Mad Fox Disease'.
- : Following new legislation in Langburn, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Langburn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Langburn, brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports.
- : Following new legislation in Langburn, the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless.
- : Following new legislation in Langburn, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
- : Following new legislation in Langburn, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Langburn.
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