by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 331stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,068thHighest Crime Rates: 1,499th
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Population1.255 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Jim Coffey


The 📈 📈 📈 of Langburn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Jim Coffey with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.255 billion Langburnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onita. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Langburnian economy, worth 167 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 133,344 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 583,054 per year while the poor average 19,238, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

People all over Langburn are dying of 'Mad Fox Disease', the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, and blind dates tend to result in bruised shins. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Langburn's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Langburn is ranked 217,591st in the world and 8,288th in the South Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 125.96 milliStalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 331stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,068thHighest Crime Rates: 1,499thRudest Citizens: 1,541stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,652ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,802ndMost Influential: 2,312thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,330thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,477thMost Avoided: 2,713thLargest Retail Industry: 3,467thMost Armed: 3,578thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,793rdNudest: 4,147thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,934thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,700thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,558thLargest Mining Sector: 9,013thTop
Most Secular: 12,080thMost Efficient Economies: 17,396thHighest Drug Use: 18,177thHighest Average Incomes: 18,803rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,534thLargest Insurance Industry: 22,981st
Largest Gambling Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionRudest Citizens: 69th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 71st in the regionFattest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Avoided: 76th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 88th in the regionNudest: 102nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 102nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 116th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 132nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 175th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 176th in the regionMost Influential: 254th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 352nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 355th in the regionMost Secular: 391st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 461st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 477th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 525th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 579th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 598th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 629th in the regionMost Politically Free: 643rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 650th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 731st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 804th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 840th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 863rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Langburn, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Langburn, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
  • : Following new legislation in Langburn, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Langburn, people all over Langburn are dying of 'Mad Fox Disease'.
  • : Following new legislation in Langburn, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Langburn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Langburn, brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports.
  • : Following new legislation in Langburn, the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless.
  • : Following new legislation in Langburn, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Langburn, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Langburn.


World Assembly

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