The Confederated Districts of Treir is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by EasyEd with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.223 billion Treites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syvani. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Treian economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion Lumyns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 249,113 Lumyns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,234,496 per year while the poor average 28,505, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

The horniness of the great-horned Red Panda is considered a national priority, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Treir's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Treir is ranked 37,152^nd in the world and 352^nd in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 63.08 on the Human Development Index.