The Confederated Districts of Treir is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by EasyEd with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.094 billion Treites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syvani. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Treian economy, worth a remarkable 2,984 trillion Lumyns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 328,165 Lumyns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, the diplomatic corps stinks, and open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Treir's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Treir is ranked 110^th in the world and 7^th in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 866.37 on the Bus Surprisal Index.