The Confederated Districts of Treir is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eli with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.809 billion Treites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Education, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syvani. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Treian economy, worth a remarkable 4,471 trillion Lumyns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 349,090 Lumyns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,972,480 per year while the poor average 30,335, a ratio of 65.0 to 1.

Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Treir's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Treir is ranked 144,884^th in the world and 3,898^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,130.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.