The Grand Duchy of Texel and Vlieland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 345 million Texelaars enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Den Burg. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The very strong Texelaar economy, worth 20.1 trillion Guilders a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,144 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Texel and Vlieland's national animal is the Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Texel and Vlieland is ranked 12,529^th in the world and 128^th in Europeia for Most Pacifist, with 126.27 cheeks turned per day.