The Federal Republic of Clialaad is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fomonc Ixhmar Plerpaladanch with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.694 billion Clial hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tayadrinonch. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Clialic economy, worth a remarkable 2,876 trillion Shehilics a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 226,635 Shehilics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Shehilic battlesuits. Crime is totally unknown. Clialaad's national animal is the Wulno, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clialaad is ranked 215,255^th in the world and 979^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.6 on the Bus Surprisal Index.