The Federal Republic of Clialaad is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fomonc Ixhmar Plerpaladanch with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.894 billion Clial hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tayadrinonch. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Clialic economy, worth a remarkable 3,173 trillion Shehilics a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 228,418 Shehilics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tayadrinonch has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, the aims of top-secret Clialic science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, and money grows on trees. Crime is totally unknown. Clialaad's national animal is the Wulno, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clialaad is ranked 53,715^th in the world and 1,729^th in Osiris for Most Income Equality, scoring 58.6 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.