The Federal Republic of Clialaad is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fomonc Eithvar Smid with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.944 billion Clial enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tayadrinonch. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Clialic economy, worth a remarkable 4,374 trillion Shehilics a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,905 Shehilics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home. Crime is totally unknown. Clialaad's national animal is the Wulno, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clialaad is ranked 307,492^nd in the world and 697^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -30.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.