The Federal Republic of Clialaad is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Erman Nasich with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.531 billion Clial hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tayadrinonch. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Clialic economy, worth a remarkable 2,587 trillion Shehilics a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,401 Shehilics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, it's said that President Erman Nasich can turn every pleasure into a chore, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise. Crime is totally unknown. Clialaad's national animal is the Wulno, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clialaad is ranked 3,772^nd in the world and 42^nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 8,078.45 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.