The Federal Republic of Clialaad is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Ermanianch with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.263 billion Clial hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tayadrinonch. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Clialic economy, worth a remarkable 2,106 trillion Shehilics a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,389 Shehilics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties. Crime is totally unknown. Clialaad's national animal is the Wulno, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clialaad is ranked 66,638^th in the world and 285^th in Europeia for Most Armed, with 0.36 Weapons Per Person.