The Federal Republic of Clialaad is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fomonc Ixhmar Plerpaladanch with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 16.097 billion Clial hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tayadrinonch. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Clialic economy, worth a remarkable 3,774 trillion Shehilics a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 234,508 Shehilics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Clialaad's radio stations, Clialaad has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown. Clialaad's national animal is the Wulno, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clialaad is ranked 11,277^th in the world and 101^st in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 9,595.97 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.