The Sacred Land of Aevana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.285 billion Aevanans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashmore. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aevanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,017 trillion normies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,789 normies, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aevana's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Aevana.

Aevana is ranked 6,958^th in the world and 36^th in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,017.43 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.