The Empire of Eloscape is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ron Swanson with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.572 billion Eloscapians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eloscape City. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eloscapian economy, worth a remarkable 2,742 trillion Cookies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,107 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown. Eloscape's national animal is the Spotted Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Eloscape is ranked 5,573^rd in the world and 47^th in Europeia for Highest Economic Output, with 2,742 trillion Standard Monetary Units.