The Empire of Eloscape is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Volodymyr Zelenskyy with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.362 billion Ukrainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eloscape City. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ukrainian economy, worth a remarkable 3,069 trillion Cookies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,158 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Eloscape City" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown. Eloscape's national animal is the Brass Balloons of Zelensky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Eloscape is ranked 274,772^nd in the world and 1,001^st in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.