The Empire of Eloscape is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Volodymyr Zelenskyy with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.33 billion Ukrainians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eloscape City. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ukrainian economy, worth a remarkable 4,086 trillion Cookies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,141 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, the internal market is thriving, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, and Volodymyr Zelenskyy's reputation is hard as nails. Crime is totally unknown. Eloscape's national animal is the Brass Balloons of Zelensky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Eloscape is ranked 43,728^th in the world and 68^th in Europeia for Nudest, with 215.5 cheeks per square mile.