The United Commonwealth Nations of Greatnessity City is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Torbjorn Ingolf Saab VII with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The cheerful, devout population of 13.921 billion Greatnessity Cityians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greatness Plains. The average income tax rate is 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Greatnessity Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion Grey Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,228 Grey Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, all recreational drugs are legal, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, and children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greatnessity City's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fire Wisdom.

Greatnessity City is ranked 214,437^th in the world and 784^th in Europeia for Most Authoritarian, with 534.76 milliStalins.