The Peoples Republic of Sodorstan is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Xi with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.566 billion Sodorstanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sodorabad. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sodorstani economy, worth a remarkable 1,568 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 163,968 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, people can get away with murder these days, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sodorstan's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sodorstan is ranked 291,373^rd in the world and 11^th in Suvo for Fattest Citizens, with 5.52 Obesity Rate.