The Peoples Republic of Sodorstan is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Xi with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and national health service. The compassionate population of 9.873 billion Sodorstanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sodorabad. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sodorstani economy, worth a remarkable 1,732 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 175,492 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital, and the fattest folk in Sodorstan look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sodorstan's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sodorstan is ranked 5,264^th in the world and 71^st in The Leftist Assembly for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.78 years.