The People's Republic of Goitacaba is a large, genial nation, notable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 197 million Goitacabans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Goitacaban economy, worth 9.11 trillion guarás a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 46,267 guarás, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's reputation is hard as nails, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Goitacaba as a reminder of their "special relationship", and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goitacaba's national animal is the crested caracara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goitacaba is ranked 36,787^th in the world and 401^st in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,424.18 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.