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Hello everybody, welcome to another edition of NS news! As you can see, I have redone the dispatch quite a lot with the BBcode, and that was partially the reason I was not writing NS news for over a week. In the meantime, after Nakarisaune stepped down as Prime Minister of the South Pacific, North Prarie has been elected Prime Minister in an overwhelming landslide. Sail Nation/Sail Nation World News Service has launched The NationStates Chronicle! You should check it out if you want more news! On the forum, we have a question asked by Geneviev: Is there a higher power? We also know that 2020 will end if this gets 100 upvotes! Thaecia and The East Pacific have signed a treaty, called "THE POEM OF THE GREATS," and The North Pacific and the South Pacific will be having a festival!

In R/D news, Uniao da Cracolandia has been raided and occupied by a coalition of The North Pacific, The East Pacific, The Black Hawks, Europeia, The Land of Kings and Emperors, Social Technocratic Union, and Balder. Primula and New Dinosaurtopia have been liberated by The Order of the Grey Wardens, who is now fighting Lily/The Allied Nations of Egalaria for Outre Space. BHARATVARSH has also been raided by The Black Hawks.

Anyway, -tHe ChIcKeN-- has become the delegate of Chicken overlords! Eravon has published The Roleplay Times, publishing and recording the RP happening in Karma's roleplay discord. Plus Nova Imperii has published two new alternate histories: "What if America lost the Revolutionary War?" and a SECOND BRITISH CIVIL WAR?! We got another edition for the Conch Times, and wait, Enadia has another edition too! The featured region today is Supernatural! Congratulations!

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Welcome back everyone! Although it has only been 4 days since the last edition, breaking news has erupted and just cannot simply wait. First of all, elections for the most endorsements in all of NationStates (Delegate of the North Pacific) is up for grabs between 9003, Pigeonstan, Gorundu, Praeceps, and Kranostav, with the latter two being in the lead. For Vice-delegate we have Dreadton, Bobberino, and New Francois, with Dreadton in the lead, and finally for Speaker we have Madjack, Comfed, and Lady Raven Wing, with Madjack in the lead.

Speaking of The North Pacific, after North Pacific Vision 8 ended, the winner, Kartujia now hosts the next North Pacific Vision! And in Europeia, the second edition of the Europeian Basketball Cup is scheduled for December 31st, and all of the nations participating will be selected on September 10th! Ask Baobab-Bumbaria for more about that.

IN R/D NEWS, TGW defended and/or liberated all of this, and Anti Neko Alliance was raided by TEP with the flag of, well, a neko. the South Pacific has now taken Warzone Australia from Lardyland.

Speaking of TSP, it's coup Tuesday over there, and they actually made a "commie coup." You can now get founded in People’s Republic of the South Pacific and endorse the glorious Chairman Amerion! More info can be found here.

Onto NoN', TRR beat TP, ATOMIC beat Europe, and Big Farma beat Europeia, The Communist Bloc, and The free society of Tic Tacs. The region Dead Sea fell dramatically between September 5 and 6, and NationStates (the region) is still on their long decline since July 10th.

Anyway, Middle Vers is giving propaganda for dictators. Oh man. The TNP Vice-delegate weekly update is out, and the TEP Ministry of culture is having a header & footer contest! In terms of delegates, Theberstan has been elected Delegate of First World Order, Agarath has become delegate of Codex Ylvus, and Nolandisland has become delegate of Lone Wolves United! The featured region today is Lemuria! Congratulations!

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Oh, yes, the memes.

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Hello everybody! A ton of news just flooded in, as what usually happens when I wait a while to publish the next edition. First off, as you probably already know, Kranostav has been elected delegate of the North Pacific! Watch the transition of endorsements here.

Speaking of new delegates, HumanSanity has become Delegate of 10000 Islands, succeeding the amazing reign of (Former) Delegate Kuriko. Congratulations on the new delegate!

Oh, and Noahs Second Country became an issue editor! Congratulations! Anyway, yes, the EuroOlympics are here! Good luck to everyone who participates, of course. The sporty season is really kicking off with IAFF also starting again, and if you have trouble keeping track of the sports news, NSNBA-NSNFL has a news dispatch to keep you updated!

IN R/D NEWS, TBH did no known raids, TGW now liberated United Coalition and is attempting to liberate Socialist Warriors, Stront Union has been raided by Europeia. Janus among others has been raided by The East Pacific. In NoN', TWP fell a lot, The City of Ba Sing Se gained a lot, as well as Atomic.

In terms of "other" news, the N-day server list is here, along with The North Pacific Vision Semi-Final 1, as well as Semi-Final 2! The Labyrinth held elections for a lot of stuff, and here are the results. In Newspapers, the Layem Times is out, the NS Chronicle is too! TSP had a LogoFest, and Thaecia seems to be having MP elections, check their RMB. The featured region today is The Mystical Council! Congratulations!

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