The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.961 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 17,858 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 483,169 Gold or Silver Kronor, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants who don't like the taste of BrightonBurgian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, there's a hole in the heart of every BrightonBurgian city, serial killers are the country's biggest import, and membership in Orange Catholic is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 45,767^th in the world and 14^th in One big Island for Most Pro-Market, scoring 61.89 on the Rand Index.