Most Primitive: 19th Largest Retail Industry: 23rd Most Devout: 27th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Regional Influence
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.371 billion BrightonBurgians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 14,450 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 492,006 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,396,740 per year while the poor average 58,203, a ratio of 41.2 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, and Wild Boars are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 142,760th in the world and 47th in One big Island for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -4.73 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 19thLargest Retail Industry: 23rdMost Devout: 27thLargest Mining Sector: 32ndLargest Insurance Industry: 41stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 52ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55thFattest Citizens: 56thMost Ignorant Citizens: 58thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61stMost Avoided: 73rdHighest Economic Output: 85thMost Corrupt Governments: 86thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 108thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 131stHighest Average Incomes: 152ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 174thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 183rdMost Armed: 287thRudest Citizens: 290thMost Efficient Economies: 361stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 424thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 446thLargest Populations: 481stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 501stLargest Agricultural Sector: 692ndTop
Largest Black Market: 2,897thMost Influential: 3,871stTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,815thMost Conservative: 10,628thLowest Crime Rates: 13,276thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,147th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the region

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