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Largest Mining Sector: 27thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thLargest Insurance Industry: 31st
The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of
Corporate Police State
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population41.022 billion

CapitalGreater Brightonburg City
LeaderKaiser Janos II
FaithOrange Catholic

CurrencyGold or Silver Krona
AnimalWild Boar

The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.022 billion BrightonBurgians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 19,605 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 477,928 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,965,577 per year while the poor average 76,616, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

People are often woken up by rubbish music, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 502nd in the world and 1st in One big Island for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 24,884.47 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Mining Sector: 27thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thLargest Insurance Industry: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 54thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 71stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 81stFattest Citizens: 82ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 93rdHighest Economic Output: 102ndMost Primitive: 104thMost Devout: 108thMost Avoided: 111thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 123rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 124thHighest Disposable Incomes: 141stMost Corrupt Governments: 202ndLargest Retail Industry: 276thLargest Agricultural Sector: 281stLargest Populations: 393rdHighest Average Incomes: 457thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 502ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 568thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,120thMost Armed: 1,513thRudest Citizens: 1,552ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,001stMost Patriotic: 4,305thLargest Black Market: 5,506thMost Influential: 6,152ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,572ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,064thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,548thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,436thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,026thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,314th
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the region

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