The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.138 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 18,672 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 489,597 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,203,190 per year while the poor average 67,120, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

The single fish caught by BrightonBurgian fishers last year is cited as evidence of BrightonBurg's thriving fisheries, the BrightonBurgian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, and BrightonBurgian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 237,198^th in the world and 45^th in One big Island for Most Pacifist, with 1.8 Cheeks Turned Per Day.