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Largest Mining Sector: 27thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28thLargest Insurance Industry: 30th
The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of
Corporate Police State
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population38.995 billion

CapitalGreater Brightonburg City
LeaderKaiser Janos II
FaithOrange Catholic

CurrencyGold or Silver Krona
AnimalWild Boar

The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.995 billion BrightonBurgians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 18,695 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 479,433 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,460,125 per year while the poor average 122,177, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, foreign musicians that Kaiser Janos II dislikes are turned away at the border, tourists call BrightonBurgian beach towns "the fine coastline", and whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 230,028th in the world and 46th in One big Island for Most Developed, scoring 40.04 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 27thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28thLargest Insurance Industry: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 55thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 65thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 83rdFattest Citizens: 86thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 87thMost Primitive: 93rdHighest Economic Output: 95thMost Devout: 97thMost Ignorant Citizens: 109thMost Avoided: 111thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 116thHighest Disposable Incomes: 133rdMost Corrupt Governments: 191stLargest Retail Industry: 219thLargest Agricultural Sector: 247thLargest Populations: 399thHighest Average Incomes: 399thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 440thRudest Citizens: 811thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,023rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,053rdMost Armed: 1,421stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,028thLargest Black Market: 4,036thMost Patriotic: 4,303rdMost Influential: 6,129thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,281stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,168thMost Efficient Economies: 8,700thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,716thMost Conservative: 13,489thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,094thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,077thLowest Crime Rates: 22,583rd
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the region

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