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Largest Mining Sector: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27thLargest Insurance Industry: 29th
The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)
Kaiser Janos II
Founder / Mercenary Colonel and Brew Master.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population38.138 billion

CapitalGreater Brightonburg City
LeaderKaiser Janos II
FaithOrange Catholic

CurrencyGold or Silver Krona
AnimalWild Boar

The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.138 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 18,672 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 489,597 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,203,190 per year while the poor average 67,120, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

The single fish caught by BrightonBurgian fishers last year is cited as evidence of BrightonBurg's thriving fisheries, the BrightonBurgian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, and BrightonBurgian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 237,198th in the world and 45th in One big Island for Most Pacifist, with 1.8 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Largest Mining Sector: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27thLargest Insurance Industry: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 58thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 83rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 84thFattest Citizens: 85thMost Avoided: 92ndHighest Economic Output: 93rdMost Devout: 99thMost Primitive: 104thMost Ignorant Citizens: 108thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 110thHighest Disposable Incomes: 124thMost Corrupt Governments: 191stLargest Retail Industry: 197thLargest Agricultural Sector: 234thHighest Average Incomes: 353rdLargest Populations: 397thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 405thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 421stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,002ndMost Armed: 1,282ndLargest Black Market: 1,794thRudest Citizens: 1,823rdTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,343rdMost Influential: 6,124thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,069thMost Efficient Economies: 9,955thTop
Most Conservative: 14,251stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,401stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,172ndLowest Crime Rates: 22,187thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,385th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the region

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