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Largest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stLargest Insurance Industry: 22nd
The BB Ultra Holy Roman Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Brightonburgia est imperare orbi universo
Kaiser Janos II
Mercenary Captain and Governor / Brewmaster
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population44.854 billion

CapitalGreater Brightonburg City
LeaderKaiser Janos II
FaithHoly Orange Catholic Church ⛪

CurrencySilver Coin

The BB Ultra Holy Roman Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 44.854 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 23,580 trillion Silver Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 525,707 Silver Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,822,269 per year while the poor average 110,721, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, citizens can freely debate whether Kaiser Janos II is a great leader or the greatest leader, thrift shops are closing their doors, and commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Orange Catholic Church ⛪.

BrightonBurg is ranked 114th in the world and 1st in One big Island for Most Avoided, scoring 1,720.13 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stLargest Insurance Industry: 22ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 45thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59thHighest Economic Output: 78thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 87thFattest Citizens: 89thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 106thMost Devout: 114thMost Avoided: 114thMost Primitive: 117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 136thMost Corrupt Governments: 179thLargest Agricultural Sector: 231stLargest Retail Industry: 267thLargest Populations: 279thHighest Average Incomes: 345thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 424thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 816thMost Armed: 1,141stLargest Black Market: 1,161stMost Patriotic: 1,519thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,043rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,076thMost Efficient Economies: 4,779thMost Influential: 5,417thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,559thRudest Citizens: 7,890thMost Conservative: 8,553rdMost Authoritarian: 8,629thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,958thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,295thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,108thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,582ndLowest Crime Rates: 26,489th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the region

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