The City State of Thaulandi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.208 billion Thaulandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stallhaven Port. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Thaulandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,244 trillion Florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 200,292 Florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,813,483 per year while the poor average 2,620, a ratio of 692 to 1.
Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBT Governor goes house hunting, blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems, men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones, and basket-weaving is the nation's latest fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Thaulandi's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.
Thaulandi is ranked 237,468th in the world and 28th in The Sportsbook for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -7.07 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Thaulandi, basket-weaving is the nation's latest fad.
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Thaulandi, men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones.
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Thaulandi was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
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Thaulandi, blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems.
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Thaulandi, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBT Governor goes house hunting.
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Thaulandi, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
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Thaulandi, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
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Thaulandi, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Thaulandian pirates.
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Thaulandi, billion-Florin sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts.
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Thaulandi, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer.