The Sportsbook World Census

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Empire of Bodolf	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Where there are sheep, the wolves are never far away.”
2.	The Dominion of Boudoir Tacos	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“You Can't Stop Progress”
3.	The Kingdom of Bruins Fans	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Peace and Justice”
4.	The Sportsbook CEO of Davelands	Left-Leaning College State	“Live, Love, Laugh”
5.	The Republic of Dradosfusland	Father Knows Best State	“Strength Through Freedom”
6.	The Dictatorship of Duke Dorian von Wolfslippen-Lowenplatz	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Je Dio ni Fidas”
7.	The GET THAT ROCK GIRL of Fedele	Father Knows Best State	“Benevolent Fedele rules with his people at heart”
8.	The People's Republic of Galantecio	Father Knows Best State	“The Thriumph of Gallantry, Galantecio”
9.	The Queendom of Glitter Gazette	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“All the news that's fit to print... and then some”
10.	The Burned Out Mobile Home of Great Gonzo	Father Knows Best State	“Adventure, Danger, Romance”