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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Sportsbook
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Bodolf | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Where there are sheep, the wolves are never far away.” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of Boudoir Tacos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Bruins Fans | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 4. |  The Sportsbook CEO of Davelands | Left-Leaning College State | “Live, Love, Laugh” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Dradosfusland | Father Knows Best State | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The GET THAT ROCK GIRL of Fedele | Father Knows Best State | “Benevolent Fedele rules with his people at heart” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Galantecio | Father Knows Best State | “The Thriumph of Gallantry, Galantecio” | |
| 8. |  The Queendom of Glitter Gazette | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “All the news that's fit to print... and then some” | |
| 9. |  The Burned Out Mobile Home of Great Gonzo | Father Knows Best State | “Adventure, Danger, Romance” | |
| 10. |  The Semi-Independent puppet of La xingan Sports Association | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I'm a puppet of La xinga, go figure” |
