The Sportsbook CEO of Davelands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dave with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 9.966 billion Davelandsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davelands City. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Davelandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,415 trillion Sportsbucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 142,070 Sportsbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown. Davelands's national animal is the Poodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Davelands is ranked 200,146^th in the world and 39^th in The Sportsbook for Most Primitive, scoring -412.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.