The Adorable Guardian of Davelands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dave with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.97 billion Davelandsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davelands City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Davelandsian economy, worth 847 trillion DaveDollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 141,992 DaveDollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 414,816 per year while the poor average 38,382, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants. Crime is totally unknown. Davelands's national animal is the Poodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The One True Church Of Dave.

Davelands is ranked 159,964^th in the world and 6,714^th in the West Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -14 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.