The Adorable Nation of Davelands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dave with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.352 billion Davelandsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davelands City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Davelandsian economy, worth 909 trillion DaveDollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 143,171 DaveDollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds. Crime is totally unknown. Davelands's national animal is the Poodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The One True Church Of Dave.

Davelands is ranked 52,535^th in the world and 2,595^th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 47,389.74 Standard Monetary Units.