The Adorable Guardian of Davelands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dave with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.641 billion Davelandsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davelands City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Davelandsian economy, worth 783 trillion DaveDollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,961 DaveDollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime is totally unknown. Davelands's national animal is the Poodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The One True Church Of Dave.

Davelands is ranked 31,292^nd in the world and 1,247^th in the West Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 72.33 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.