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The Watchtower RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Beautiful Black Sky of The Black Necromancer

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 745th
World Factbook Entry


You have arrived at The Watchtower, please make yourself at home.

Trivia: First Known Use of the word "watchtower": 1544 (per Merriam-Webster)

Regional Anthem?
LinkAll Along The Watchtower

"All along the watchtower
Princess kept the view
While all the women came
And went bare-foot servants too
Outside in the cold distance
A wild cat did growl
Two riders were approaching
And the wind began to howl, hey."

Featured Region: 22 June, 2017
Inducted into the Guild of the Magical Realms!

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Embassies: Equilism, The Bar on the corner of every region, Epicenter Of Prosperity, International sovereignty pact, The Illuminati, Bus Stop, The Great Universe, Orthanc at Isengard, The Beech Beach House, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, Ancient, Gypsy Lands, The Sportsbook, Northern Argaen Trade Organization, and One big Island.

Tags: Casual, Featured, Game Player, Independent, Jump Point, Medium, and Puppet Storage.

The Watchtower contains 24 nations, the 745th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Advanced Public Transport in The Watchtower

World Census experts captured, tagged, and released trains in order to identify which nations have the most extensive, well-funded public transportation systems.

As a region, The Watchtower is ranked 14,519th in the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Delicate Sound of Thunder of The Gates of DeliriumFather Knows Best State“Our Gods Awake in Thunderous Roars”
2.The Malignant Narcisism of General JacksonCorrupt Dictatorship“Beware the wrath of General Jackson”
3.The Jingoistic States of Run Rabbits RunDemocratic Socialists“I'm late, I'm late!”
4.The Beautiful Lights of Asian SkyDemocratic Socialists“Alive in an Asian Sky, A Beautiful Light Lights the Way”
5.The Republic of Mr FlibbleIron Fist Consumerists“Mr Flibble is very angry”
6.The Disputed Territories of Coney ColonyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I'm late, I'm late!”
7.The Dictatorship of Bunny BoroughInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I'm late, I'm late!”
8.The Colony of A WildcatInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world”
9.The Infinite Pressure of My Favorite HeadacheFather Knows Best State“Forgive Me If I Seem To Be Too Realistic”
10.The Cat's Meow of Soul DreamerCapitalist Paradise“I'd really rather have a mouse, or a fish.... or steak”

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And we ended:

26th place: Most Survivors + No Zombies
41st place: Most Survivors

Not bad.

It'll be over soon...

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New poll time! there only can be one!!


Favorite pot pie!

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Have a Holly Jolly Christmas!

We're off and running, 2021.

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Hello from the Beach, how's everyone over here?

Bonchow1 wrote:Hello from the Beach, how's everyone over here?

Well, I'm getting tired of eating carrots. Not that it matters.

Soul Dreamer wrote:Well, I'm getting tired of eating carrots. Not that it matters.

We have watermelons, if you like that sort of thing.

Soul Dreamer wrote:Well, I'm getting tired of eating carrots. Not that it matters.

Bonchow1 wrote:We have watermelons, if you like that sort of thing.

Still going through the Inventory of the House, it's mostly alcohol.

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