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The Watchtower RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Darkest Arts of The Black Necromancer

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 438th
World Factbook Entry


You have arrived at The Watchtower, please make yourself at home.

Trivia: First Known Use of the word "watchtower": 1544 (per Merriam-Webster)

Regional Anthem?
LinkAll Along The Watchtower

"All along the watchtower
Princess kept the view
While all the women came
And went bare-foot servants too
Outside in the cold distance
A wild cat did growl
Two riders were approaching
And the wind began to howl, hey."

Featured Region: 22 June, 2017
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The Watchtower contains 32 nations, the 438th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Cheerful Citizens in The Watchtower

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.

As a region, The Watchtower is ranked 18,158th in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Crimson Kingdom of Lewis and ClarkCorrupt Dictatorship“Three lullabies in an ancient tongue”
2.The Rogue Nation of Blue MondayCorrupt Dictatorship“I don't like Mondays”
3.The Sun Giants of Wattle GlenLibertarian Police State“Nous Sommes Du Soliel”
4.The Revealing Science of Siberian KhatruFather Knows Best State“Reveal the Heart Spoken Khatru”
5.The Dreams of Olias of SunhillowCivil Rights Lovefest“I crucified my hate and held the world within my hands”
6.The Rather Slow Nation of A Flying TurtleInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Just a turtle passing by”
7.The Distraction of Half the WorldCapitalizt“A shipwrecked mariner adrift on an unknown sea”
8.The Dilapadated Houses of Blue MartinsAnarchy“Fly away, fly away home”
9.The Early Warning Signs of TroubleIron Fist Consumerists“Trouble Ahead, Trouble Behind”
10.The Ever-Vigilant Observations of Watcher1Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Rumours Create Realities!”

Regional Happenings


The Watchtower Regional Message Board

OH NO!!!

5 days ago: All the women ceased to exist.
5 days ago: Princess hightower ceased to exist.

A very sad state of affairs, I must say.

Watcher1 wrote:5 days ago: All the women ceased to exist.

*The Other Half of The World gasps*

8 days ago: Wolfwork ceased to exist.
8 days ago: The peaceable kingdom ceased to exist.
8 days ago: Bbd daleks ceased to exist.
8 days ago: The gates of delirium ceased to exist.

Sad to see BBD Daleks gone.
Very happy to see 6 days ago: The Dictatorship of All The Women arrived from Lazarus.

*raises a different flag for a change of pace*

2019 moving right along

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The Endless Enigma is ranked 169,318th in the world and 35th in The Watchtower for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -12.65 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

The Endless Enigma wrote:The Endless Enigma is ranked 169,318th in the world and 35th in The Watchtower for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -12.65 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Are you sure you're not from The Pacific? :P

The Watchtower has become a co-signer with over 20 other regions to "stand united against the evil scourge known as 'marsupials'". Let's protect NS from these dangerous pests.

The following regions stand united against the evil scourge known as "marsupials" and vow to take the necessary actions to stomp these vile creatures out of existence and send them back to the depths of hell from which they came:

the West Pacific
The East Pacific
The Pacific
Lone Wolves United
Terra Incognita
Commonwealth Federation
Pantalan Unity Coalition
The Left Sea
The New European League
Calefacta Aquas Piscinae
Teutonic Empire
Colony 470
The Mystical Council
Craigs Communist Union
Liberty and Freedom
Submarine Dongle Communications Cable
The Northnortheast Atlantic
The Watchtower

These disgusting creatures, which shove their under-developed neonates into belly sacks lined with fat, are responsible for an untold number of diseases and wars. In addition to being revolting, marsupials have been vocal proponents of:

- Patricide
- Matricide
- Fratricide
- Infanticide
- Non-alcoholic cider
- Child slavery
- Nazism
- Mallorea and Riva
- Arembee spam
- the Golden State Warriors

Finding none of these stances to be anything less than absolutely repulsive, these regions stand opposed to the marsupial menace and ask other regions to join in our cause by signing on to this statement.

Read dispatch

Will you look at that! I need to add a few regions to that list!

*a flying turtle slowly flies over The Watchtower*

A Flying Turtle wrote:*a flying turtle slowly flies over The Watchtower*


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