The Taa'zi of Remodio is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tsumbia vel Kliig with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.244 billion Remodins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ioodiisitie. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Remodi economy, worth 757 trillion asootis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,388 asootis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, the Remodi Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and judicial torture is outsourced overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Remodio's national animal is the pibi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Remodio is ranked 211,034^th in the world and 158^th in The Western Isles for Least Corrupt Governments, with 77.38 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.