The Taa'zi of Remodio is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Tsumbia vel Kliig with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.374 billion Remodins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ioodiisitie. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Remodi economy, worth 626 trillion asootis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 116,555 asootis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, and Tsumbia vel Kliig has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Remodio's national animal is the pibi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Remodio is ranked 33,013^th in the world and 78^th in The Western Isles for Largest Governments, scoring 20.81 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.