The Taa'zi of Remodio is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tsumbia vel Kliig with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.902 billion Remodins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ioodiisitie. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Remodi economy, worth 858 trillion asootis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,636 asootis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Remodio's national animal is the pibi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Remodio is ranked 16,817^th in the world and 23^rd in The Western Isles for Most Corrupt Governments, with 70.34 kickbacks per hour.