The Taa'zi of Remodio is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tsumbia vel Kliig with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.008 billion Remodins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ioodiisitie. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Remodi economy, worth 782 trillion asootis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,648 asootis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Remodio's national animal is the pibi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Remodio is ranked 30,743^rd in the world and 60^th in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,738.34 on the Societal Mobility Rating.