The Unified Electorates of Ainslie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Tobius Turrena with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 18.376 billion Ahnslens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahnerten. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ainsliean economy, worth a remarkable 2,033 trillion Ahnsens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,643 Ahnsens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Prime Minister Tobius Turrena, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and Prime Minister Tobius Turrena reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ainslie's national animal is the Common Grey Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ainslie is ranked 72,403^rd in the world and 65^th in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,685.11 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.