The Unified Electorates of Ainslie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Eleane Gifford with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10.493 billion Ahnslens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnton. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ainsliean economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion Ahnsens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is 95,562 Ahnsens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ainslie's national animal is the Wallaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ainslie is ranked 223,488^th in the world and 174^th in The Western Isles for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -7.92 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.