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Most Influential: 935thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,258thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,729th
The Unified Electorates of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Terlite gide ure nore
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population9.916 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Eleane Gifford


The Unified Electorates of Ainslie is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Eleane Gifford with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate population of 9.916 billion Ahnslens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnton. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ainsliean economy, worth 964 trillion Ahnsens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,222 Ahnsens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, and Ahnslens believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ainslie's national animal is the Wallaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whindism.

Ainslie is ranked 228,461st in the world and 228th in The Western Isles for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -18.12 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,729thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,790thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,004thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,593rdBest Weather: 4,006thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,312thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,627thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,684thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,185thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,686thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,686thMost Pacifist: 8,740thLowest Crime Rates: 8,766thMost Developed: 9,045thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,126thHealthiest Citizens: 9,817thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,121stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,153rdMost Stationary: 10,833rdLargest Governments: 11,322ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,044thSafest: 13,420thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,056thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,075thSmartest Citizens: 16,832ndMost Inclusive: 17,895thHighest Economic Output: 18,371stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,825thMost Efficient Economies: 21,235th
Largest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionMost Average: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the region

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