The Unified Electorates of Ainslie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Elliana Gifford with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 14.12 billion Ahnslens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahnerten. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ainsliean economy, worth a remarkable 1,481 trillion Ahnsens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,955 Ahnsens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, Prime Minister Elliana Gifford has been nicknamed 'Robomop', giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Prime Minister Elliana Gifford is a silly poophead, and politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ainslie's national animal is the Common Grey Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ainslie is ranked 135,023^rd in the world and 206^th in The Western Isles for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 119,414 Standard Monetary Units.