The Democratic States of The Kayevies is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Premier Taylor Russo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.982 billion Kayesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naidell. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kayesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion lekas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 175,028 lekas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, home renovation projects take decades to complete, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Naidell for fear of causing a fuss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Kayevies's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kayevies is ranked 51,641^st in the world and 75^th in The Western Isles for Most Secular, with 26.67 Atheism Rate.