The United Fungarian Kingdoms of Mushroom Queendom is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Peach Toadstool and King Mario with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.212 billion Fungarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toad Town. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Fungarian economy, worth 504 trillion Fungarian Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,053 Fungarian Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Today's secret ingredients are blood, sweat, and tears, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, third world countries are rich in "I Love Toad Town" t-shirts, and war vets look after war animals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mushroom Queendom's national animal is the Yoshi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Starism.

Mushroom Queendom is ranked 299,009^th in the world and 2,266^th in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.65 kickbacks per hour.