The Kingdom of Kathmandue is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Hamilcan Szeb with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, humorless population of 27.294 billion Kathics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravonne. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kathmanduean economy, worth a remarkable 4,907 trillion Orys a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,811 Orys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, Kathmandue recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Kathmandue, and recognizing the Kathmanduean flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime is totally unknown. Kathmandue's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Vayonism.

Kathmandue is ranked 297,666^th in the world and 13^th in International Northwestern Union for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.66 kickbacks per hour.