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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,130th Most Subsidized Industry: 3,617th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,085th
The Resident Nutjob of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Mining one block at a time.
Notch The Oracle
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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United States of Minecraftia

Population15.863 billion

CapitalThe Nether
LeaderNotch The Oracle

AnimalMonster Pig

The Resident Nutjob of United States of Minecraftia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Notch The Oracle with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.863 billion Minecraftians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Nether. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minecraftian economy, worth a remarkable 1,483 trillion Mojangs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,496 Mojangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Minecraftian grocery store, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, and food shipments to Brasilistan have been replaced with DIY fishing rods and unintelligible instruction manuals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Minecraftia's national animal is the Monster Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Notchism.

United States of Minecraftia is ranked 105,329th in the world and 1st in The Democratic Union of Allied Nations for Most Pro-Market, scoring 39.5 on the Rand Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,130thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,617thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,085thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,203rdBest Weather: 4,495thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,731stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,857thSafest: 6,152ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,652ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,841stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,045thLargest Populations: 8,296thHighest Economic Output: 8,670thTop
Most Devout: 8,785thMost Developed: 9,093rdNicest Citizens: 9,295thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,307thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,877thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,990thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,535thMost Pacifist: 11,642ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,846thMost Efficient Economies: 12,530thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,709thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,692ndLargest Governments: 14,937thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,015thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,335th

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