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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,999th Most Subsidized Industry: 3,580th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,947th
The Resident Nutjob of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Mining one block at a time.
Notch The Oracle
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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United States of Minecraftia

Population16.369 billion

CapitalThe Nether
LeaderNotch The Oracle

AnimalMonster Pig

The Resident Nutjob of United States of Minecraftia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Notch The Oracle with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.369 billion Minecraftians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Nether. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minecraftian economy, worth a remarkable 1,530 trillion Mojangs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,496 Mojangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Minecraftian grocery store, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, and food shipments to Brasilistan have been replaced with DIY fishing rods and unintelligible instruction manuals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Minecraftia's national animal is the Monster Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Notchism.

United States of Minecraftia is ranked 61,537th in the world and 3rd in The Democratic Union of Allied Nations for Highest Drug Use, scoring 72.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,999thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,580thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,947thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,062ndBest Weather: 4,476thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,376thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,614thSafest: 5,947thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,383rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 7,718thLargest Populations: 7,814thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,956thHighest Economic Output: 8,252ndMost Devout: 8,467thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,897thMost Developed: 8,914thNicest Citizens: 8,961stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,099thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,696thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,963rdMost Pacifist: 11,044thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,504thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,525thMost Efficient Economies: 12,368thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,123rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,278thLargest Governments: 14,471st

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