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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,291st Most Subsidized Industry: 3,713th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,241st
The Resident Nutjob of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Mining one block at a time.
Notch The Oracle
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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United States of Minecraftia

Population15.091 billion

CapitalThe Nether
LeaderNotch The Oracle
FaithNotchism

CurrencyMojang
AnimalMonster Pig

The Resident Nutjob of United States of Minecraftia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Notch The Oracle with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.091 billion Minecraftians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Nether. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minecraftian economy, worth a remarkable 1,410 trillion Mojangs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,496 Mojangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Minecraftian grocery store, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, and food shipments to Brasilistan have been replaced with DIY fishing rods and unintelligible instruction manuals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Minecraftia's national animal is the Monster Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Notchism.

United States of Minecraftia is ranked 38,273rd in the world and 2nd in The Democratic Union of Allied Nations for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,291stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,713thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,241stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,477thBest Weather: 4,631stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,467thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,126thSafest: 6,255thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,856thHealthiest Citizens: 7,963rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,137thLargest Populations: 8,344thTop
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Most Devout: 8,482ndHighest Economic Output: 8,563rdMost Developed: 8,917thNicest Citizens: 9,409thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,594thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,267thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,884thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,684thMost Pacifist: 11,871stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,031stMost Efficient Economies: 12,174thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,219thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,718thLargest Governments: 15,133rdLargest Welfare Programs: 15,620th

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