The Dairy Fairy of Fujai is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Statsrådet with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.112 billion Fujar are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keiserholde. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Fujansk economy, worth a remarkable 3,478 trillion kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 138,518 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A passport is literally priceless, Statsrådet has been nicknamed 'Robomop', arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and Statsrådet's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime is totally unknown. Fujai's national animal is the caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fujai is ranked 5,439^th in the world and 91^st in the West Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 124.84 quips per hour.