The Dairy Fairy of Fujai is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Statsrådet with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.556 billion Fujar love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keiserholde. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fujansk economy, worth a remarkable 3,364 trillion kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 137,025 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Statsrådet is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, a passport is literally priceless, Statsrådet has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown. Fujai's national animal is the caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fujai is ranked 303,420^th in the world and 2,427^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -17.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.