The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.563 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth an astonishing 11,462 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 331,651 oppressed Multitudes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,851,865 per year while the poor average 6,490, a ratio of 439 to 1.

It is said that a Cerberionite woman's work is never done, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, jackboots have given the boot to the nobility, and small shoes often wash up on the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 311,692^nd in the world and 406^th in 10000 Islands for Most Secular, with 0.96 Atheism Rate.