The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Are A Bush. Move Along.” | |
| 2. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalizt | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican | Democratic Socialists | “Whatever, I do what I want” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State | “We know it” | |
| 5. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 6. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Left-wing Utopia | “Why Did israel Kill Shireen Abu Akleh?” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Treznor | Democratic Socialists | “Recruitment spammer meet ban hammer.” | |
| 8. |  The Screaming Ediface of Ebon Citadel | Democratic Socialists | “I will not allow you into the unknown alone.” | |
| 9. |  The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Flibble” | |
| 10. |  The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland | Corporate Police State | “Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds” |
