The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Are A Bush. Move Along.” | |
| 2. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Anarchy | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 3. |  The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33 | Compulsory Consumerist State | “One nation under il cavallino rampante” | |
| 4. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican | Democratic Socialists | “Whatever, I do what I want” | |
| 6. |  The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds” | |
| 7. |  The Sanctuary of Che Triumphant | Democratic Socialists | “Watch Earthlings” | |
| 8. |  The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia | Left-wing Utopia | “Magic is the true power of the world” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State | “We know it” | |
| 10. |  The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Flibble” |
