The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Incorporated States of Uniserve | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Our upstream provider did it!” | |
| 2. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Are A Bush. Move Along.” | |
| 3. |  The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33 | Compulsory Consumerist State | “One nation under il cavallino rampante” | |
| 4. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 5. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalizt | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 6. |  The Green Primum Federation of Aigania | Democratic Socialists | “Secularism, Scientific Advancement, Integrity” | |
| 7. |  The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds” | |
| 8. |  The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia | Left-wing Utopia | “Magic is the true power of the world” | |
| 9. |  The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins | New York Times Democracy | “Manny's love is killing us!” | |
| 10. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Bite Me” |
