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The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists | “We Are A Bush. Move Along.” | |
| 2. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 3. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Left-Leaning College State | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 4. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Gobble Gobble Wibble Wobble Do a Noodle Dance” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican | Democratic Socialists | “Whatever, I do what I want” | |
| 6. |  The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds” | |
| 7. |  The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Flibble” | |
| 8. |  The Screaming Ediface of Ebon Citadel | Democratic Socialists | “ECS Battleship Mackerel reporting for fishing duty.” | |
| 9. |  The Desert People of Mirahge | Democratic Socialists | “It's not enough that I succeed; Others should fail” | |
| 10. |  The Technocracy of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State | “We know it” |
