The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Are A Bush. Move Along.” | |
| 2. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine” | |
| 3. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalizt | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican | Democratic Socialists | “Whatever, I do what I want” | |
| 5. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 6. |  The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Flibble” | |
| 7. |  The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds” | |
| 8. |  The Sanctuary of Che Triumphant | Democratic Socialists | “Go Vegan” | |
| 9. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “We know it” |
