The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 2. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With SCIENCE!” | |
| 3. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Anarchy | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We know it” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican | Democratic Socialists | “Whatever, I do what I want” | |
| 6. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 7. |  The Screaming Ediface of Ebon Citadel | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Obedientia caeca nullum fructum amarum hodie feret” | |
| 8. |  The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Flibble” | |
| 9. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 10. |  The Noocracy of Roliganistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “治小国，若烹大鲜” |
