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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 369th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 442nd
The Uninspired nation type of
Corporate Police State
My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.902 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 4,860 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 326,176 oppressed Multitudes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,755,054 per year while the poor average 31,553, a ratio of 55.6 to 1.

Speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, production of license plates has dropped as prisoners' hands are far too greasy to operate machinery, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 147,345th in the world and 1,200th in 10000 Islands for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.55 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 369thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 442ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 451stMost Ignorant Citizens: 456thMost Avoided: 464thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 487thLargest Mining Sector: 532ndLargest Insurance Industry: 569thFattest Citizens: 592ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 594thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 596thMost Corrupt Governments: 637thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 747thMost Devout: 826thHighest Average Incomes: 875thLargest Retail Industry: 894thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 916thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,054thHighest Economic Output: 1,088thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,106thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,544thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,661stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,068thRudest Citizens: 3,069thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,177thLowest Crime Rates: 3,349thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,814thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,577thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,041stLargest Populations: 6,553rdMost Extreme: 6,607thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,981stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,052ndLargest Governments: 7,093rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 8,001stMost Pro-Market: 10,171stMost Stationary: 14,017thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,907th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 32nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 69th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 87th in the regionLargest Governments: 110th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : The United States of Grub dismissed Cerberion as Minister of Labor of 10000 Islands.
  • : Cerberion lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, production of license plates has dropped as prisoners' hands are far too greasy to operate machinery.

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