Population | 31.289 billion |
Capital | the Dog Pound |
Leader | RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 |
Faith | 24th day dawgists |
Currency | oppressed Multitude |
Animal | happy people |
The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.289 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth an astonishing 10,346 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 330,660 oppressed Multitudes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,095,101 per year while the poor average 3,000, a ratio of 1,031 to 1.
Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, and it is said that a Cerberionite woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.
Cerberion is ranked 2,353rd in the world and 31st in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,254.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
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Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
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Cerberion lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
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Cerberion was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The Southern Ring Republic of Macrasetia, killing 1 million zombies.
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Cerberion was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The Inactive Puppet of Chentaise, killing 58 million zombies.
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Cerberion was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The Southern Ring Republic of Macrasetia, killing 66 million zombies.
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Cerberion was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The Japanese Emoticons of Kaomoji, killing 214 million zombies.
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Cerberion was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The Inactive Puppet of Chentaise, killing 46 million zombies.
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Cerberion was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The Southern Ring Republic of Macrasetia, killing 77 million zombies.
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Cerberion was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The Japanese Emoticons of Kaomoji, killing 209 million zombies.