by Max Barry

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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 386th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 440th
The Uninspired nation type of
Corporate Police State
My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population15.999 billion

Capitalthe Dog Pound
LeaderRoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001
Faith24th day dawgists

Currencyoppressed Multitude
Animalhappy people

The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.999 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 5,218 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 326,176 oppressed Multitudes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,755,054 per year while the poor average 31,553, a ratio of 55.6 to 1.

Speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, production of license plates has dropped as prisoners' hands are far too greasy to operate machinery, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 27,081st in the world and 423rd in 10000 Islands for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 165.55 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 386thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 440thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 480thMost Avoided: 489thMost Ignorant Citizens: 541stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 545thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 556thLargest Mining Sector: 559thLargest Insurance Industry: 564thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 583rdFattest Citizens: 719thMost Corrupt Governments: 726thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 842ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 884thMost Devout: 934thHighest Average Incomes: 998thHighest Economic Output: 1,024thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,139thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,152ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,303rdTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,512thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,085thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,461stLowest Crime Rates: 3,489thMost Conservative: 3,695thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,923rdRudest Citizens: 4,238thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,629thLargest Populations: 6,257thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,070thLargest Governments: 7,357thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,449thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,497thTop
Largest Black Market: 8,701stMost Extreme: 8,764thMost Pro-Market: 10,568thMost Stationary: 12,110thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,006th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 41st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Populations: 56th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65th in the regionRudest Citizens: 66th in the regionLargest Black Market: 70th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 109th in the region

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