Most Efficient Economies: 2nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 303rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 360th
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The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.807 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 4,481 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 324,562 oppressed Multitudes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,061,383 per year while the poor average 21,171, a ratio of 97.4 to 1.

RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, and public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 56,435th in the world and 565th in 10000 Islands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,080.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 303rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 360thMost Ignorant Citizens: 454thMost Avoided: 462ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 467thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 493rdLargest Mining Sector: 542ndFattest Citizens: 584thLargest Insurance Industry: 603rdMost Corrupt Governments: 619thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 629thLargest Retail Industry: 638thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 645thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 721stMost Devout: 831stHighest Average Incomes: 843rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 920thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,025thHighest Economic Output: 1,162ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,167thTop
Most Conservative: 1,981stRudest Citizens: 2,448thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,525thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,366thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,571stLowest Crime Rates: 3,761stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,101stMost Extreme: 4,909thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,431stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,495thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,914thMost Pro-Market: 7,064thLargest Populations: 7,293rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,324thLargest Governments: 7,976thTop
Largest Black Market: 8,121st
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Populations: 63rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 69th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 81st in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 132nd in the region

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