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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 313thLargest Insurance Industry: 411th
The Uninspired nation type of
Corporate Police State
My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cerberion

Population31.289 billion

Capitalthe Dog Pound
LeaderRoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001
Faith24th day dawgists

Currencyoppressed Multitude
Animalhappy people

The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.289 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth an astonishing 10,346 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 330,660 oppressed Multitudes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,095,101 per year while the poor average 3,000, a ratio of 1,031 to 1.

Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, and it is said that a Cerberionite woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 2,353rd in the world and 31st in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,254.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 313thLargest Insurance Industry: 411thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 419thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 483rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 510thHighest Disposable Incomes: 526thFattest Citizens: 820thMost Avoided: 839thHighest Economic Output: 852ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 867thLargest Mining Sector: 923rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 930thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 964thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,047thMost Devout: 1,665thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,943rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,224thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,233rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,353rdMost Armed: 2,517thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,970thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,413thLargest Populations: 4,586thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,718thLargest Retail Industry: 4,807thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,137thMost Conservative: 5,237thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,547thLowest Crime Rates: 5,571stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,811thRudest Citizens: 8,441stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,582ndLargest Governments: 11,299thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,996thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,045thMost Efficient Economies: 15,105thTop
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Most Influential: 17,782ndMost Patriotic: 24,286thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,360thLargest Black Market: 31,103rdMost Extreme: 31,974thMost Pro-Market: 32,860th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 70th in the region

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