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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 359th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 425th
The Uninspired nation type of
Corporate Police State
My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.355 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 4,682 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 326,176 oppressed Multitudes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,755,054 per year while the poor average 31,553, a ratio of 55.6 to 1.

Speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, production of license plates has dropped as prisoners' hands are far too greasy to operate machinery, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 793rd in the world and 7th in 10000 Islands for Most Devout, with 9,340.56 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 359thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 425thMost Ignorant Citizens: 459thMost Avoided: 463rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 478thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 484thLargest Mining Sector: 534thLargest Insurance Industry: 589thFattest Citizens: 595thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 629thMost Corrupt Governments: 631stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 644thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 717thLargest Retail Industry: 751stMost Devout: 793rdHighest Average Incomes: 882ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 954thHighest Economic Output: 1,120thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,123rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,133rdMost Conservative: 1,772ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,753rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,929thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,245thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,342ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,402ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,116thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,936thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,187thLargest Populations: 6,992ndMost Extreme: 7,233rdLargest Governments: 7,413thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,915thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,991stLargest Black Market: 8,484thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 11,982ndMost Stationary: 15,587thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,665th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 56th in the regionLargest Populations: 62nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Black Market: 72nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 112th in the regionLargest Governments: 116th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 124th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : The United States of Grub dismissed Cerberion as Minister of Labor of 10000 Islands.
  • : Cerberion lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, production of license plates has dropped as prisoners' hands are far too greasy to operate machinery.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerberion, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.

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