by Max Barry

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 228thLargest Insurance Industry: 398th
The Uninspired nation type of
Corporate Police State
My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population29.312 billion

Capitalthe Dog Pound
LeaderRoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001
Faith24th day dawgists

Currencyoppressed Multitude
Animalhappy people

The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.312 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 9,692 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 330,660 oppressed Multitudes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,095,101 per year while the poor average 3,000, a ratio of 1,031 to 1.

Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, and it is said that a Cerberionite woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 881st in the world and 11th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 21,087.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 228thLargest Insurance Industry: 398thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 406thHighest Disposable Incomes: 510thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 519thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 572ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 781stFattest Citizens: 800thMost Avoided: 801stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 828thHighest Economic Output: 880thLargest Gambling Industry: 881stLargest Mining Sector: 891stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 912thMost Devout: 1,506thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,755thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,791stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,856thHighest Average Incomes: 2,059thMost Armed: 2,270thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,290thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,897thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,254thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,276thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,296thLargest Populations: 4,716thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,890thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,193rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,553rdMost Conservative: 5,567thRudest Citizens: 7,718thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,930thLargest Governments: 10,265thMost Efficient Economies: 11,791stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,137thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,835thTop
Most Patriotic: 17,298thMost Influential: 18,409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,622ndLargest Black Market: 25,875th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 44th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 84th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the region

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