by Max Barry

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 175thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 406th
The Uninspired nation type of
Corporate Police State
My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population24.424 billion

Capitalthe Dog Pound
LeaderRoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001
Faith24th day dawgists

Currencyoppressed Multitude
Animalhappy people

The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, flagrant waste-dumping, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.424 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 8,076 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 330,664 oppressed Multitudes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,095,139 per year while the poor average 3,000, a ratio of 1,031 to 1.

Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, and it is said that a Cerberionite woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 253,513th in the world and 1,835th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.24 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 175thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 406thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 420thLargest Insurance Industry: 428thHighest Disposable Incomes: 499thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 533rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 560thMost Ignorant Citizens: 578thMost Avoided: 626thLargest Mining Sector: 639thFattest Citizens: 684thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 789thLargest Gambling Industry: 867thHighest Economic Output: 909thMost Devout: 1,208thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,211thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,249thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,279thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,349thHighest Average Incomes: 1,646thMost Armed: 1,884thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,391stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,843rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,867thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,122ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,006thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,163rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,216thLowest Crime Rates: 4,638thLargest Populations: 5,088thMost Conservative: 6,453rdRudest Citizens: 6,652ndMost Patriotic: 6,868thMost Efficient Economies: 7,615thLargest Governments: 8,683rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,997thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,330thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,231stMost Influential: 18,671stMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,211thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,902ndMost Pro-Market: 23,145thMost Extreme: 24,232nd
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 39th in the regionMost Conservative: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionLargest Populations: 40th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 48th in the regionMost Extreme: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 68th in the regionMost Patriotic: 75th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionLargest Black Market: 107th in the regionRudest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 151st in the region

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