The Arctic Confederation of Anxious And Kevin is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Ester Sundby with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.735 billion Anxiousiins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ansburn. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anxiousiin economy, worth 655 trillion Kruskars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,237 Kruskars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All facts are created equal, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, and you can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anxious And Kevin's national animal is the Svalbard Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Norse Paganism.

Anxious And Kevin is ranked 5,877^th in the world and 59^th in Forest for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 8,995.49 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.