Largest Populations: 105th Most Influential: 549th Most Stationary: 595th
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The Watchmen of Rorschach is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 29.216 billion Rorschachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Rorschachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,636 trillion pounds of flesh a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 56,020 pounds of flesh, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorschach's national animal is the buzzard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rorschach is ranked 10,328th in the world and 32nd in Texas for Smartest Citizens, with 76.44 Quips Per Hour.

Largest Populations: 105thMost Influential: 549thMost Stationary: 595thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,764thBest Weather: 2,350thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,992ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,098thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,831stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,075thHighest Economic Output: 5,388thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,012thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,450thSmartest Citizens: 10,328thMost Cultured: 12,020thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,532ndLargest Publishing Industry: 13,589thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,594th
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the region

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