The Watchmen of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Who watches the Watchmen?
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Watchmen of Rorschach is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 26.438 billion Rorschachians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 81.3%.

The strong Rorschachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,464 trillion pounds of flesh a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 55,397 pounds of flesh, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorschach's national animal is the buzzard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rorschach is ranked 15th in Texas and 9,699th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 33 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 12 hours ago: Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
  • 23 days ago: Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 28 days ago: Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 5%).
  • 37 days ago: Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
  • 48 days ago: Rorschach fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 109 days ago: Rorschach was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 10%).
  • 121 days ago: Rorschach's influence in Texas rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 146 days ago: Rorschach was struck by a Cure Missile from The Friendly Republic of Dennisov, curing 1 million infected.
  • 146 days ago: Rorschach was struck by a Cure Missile from The Groovy Kingdom of Corbtopia, curing 1 million infected.
  • 146 days ago: Rorschach was struck by a Cure Missile from The Friendly Republic of Dennisov, curing 1 million infected.

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