Largest Populations: 105th Most Influential: 577th Most Stationary: 589th
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The Watchmen of Rorschach is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 29.564 billion Rorschachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Rorschachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,648 trillion pounds of flesh a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 55,758 pounds of flesh, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorschach's national animal is the buzzard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rorschach is ranked 85,706th in the world and 77th in Texas for Most Conservative, scoring 45.15 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Largest Populations: 105thMost Influential: 577thMost Stationary: 589thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,911thBest Weather: 2,511thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,165thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,270thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,131stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,404thHighest Economic Output: 5,550thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,862ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,657thSmartest Citizens: 10,632ndMost Cultured: 11,769thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,832ndLargest Publishing Industry: 14,048thSafest: 14,544thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,741st
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Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the region

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  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Rorschach was endorsed by The Bibliophile's Republic of Safj.
  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.

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