The Watchmen of Rorschach is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 27.607 billion Rorschachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The enormous but inefficient Rorschachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion pounds of flesh a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 44,661 pounds of flesh, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorschach's national animal is the buzzard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rorschach was endorsed by The Republic of Republic of The Free South.
- : Rorschach fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
- : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Inclusive.
- : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Rorschach was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of IndoWAstan.
- : Rorschach was endorsed by The Allied States of AmandilTwo.
- : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Rorschach was endorsed by The Bozo Cat of New WUH.
- : Rorschach's influence in Texas fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
- : Rorschach was endorsed by The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins.