Largest Populations: 106th Most Stationary: 567th Most Influential: 614th
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The Watchmen of Rorschach is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 29.908 billion Rorschachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Rorschachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,675 trillion pounds of flesh a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 56,023 pounds of flesh, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorschach's national animal is the buzzard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rorschach is ranked 567th in the world and 10th in Texas for Most Stationary, with 3,870.66418944 Days.

Largest Populations: 106thMost Stationary: 567thMost Influential: 614thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,993rdBest Weather: 2,590thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,180thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,417thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,237thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,538thHighest Economic Output: 5,585thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,002ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,457thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,922ndMost Cultured: 11,897thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,357thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,475thSafest: 14,777thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,522ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,995thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,076thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,126thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,331stMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,914thNicest Citizens: 17,202nd
Most Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rorschach was endorsed by The Federation of New Zacharianasville.
  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Nicest Citizens, Highest Average Tax Rates, Most Extensive Public Healthcare, and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Rorschach was endorsed by The Tourist's Paradise of Safj.


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Endorsements Received: 4 » NewTexas, Grays Harbor, Studly Penguins, and Safj.

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