Largest Populations: 106th Most Influential: 521st Most Stationary: 596th
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The Watchmen of Rorschach is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 28.996 billion Rorschachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Rorschachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,620 trillion pounds of flesh a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 55,885 pounds of flesh, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorschach's national animal is the buzzard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rorschach is ranked 2,919th in the world and 14th in Texas for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,936.37 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Populations: 106thMost Influential: 521stMost Stationary: 596thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,734thTop
Best Weather: 2,319thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,906thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,919thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,853rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,904thHighest Economic Output: 5,323rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,097thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,297thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,045thMost Cultured: 11,704thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,049thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,998thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,026thSafest: 16,192ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,950thNicest Citizens: 17,133rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,948th
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Rorschach was endorsed by The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins.
  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Rorschach was endorsed by The Republic of New American Nations.
  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 5 » NewTexas, Grays Harbor, IndoWAstan, New American Nations, and Studly Penguins.

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