The Watchmen of Rorschach is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 29.385 billion Rorschachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Rorschachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,655 trillion pounds of flesh a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 56,333 pounds of flesh, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorschach's national animal is the buzzard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Rorschach's influence in Texas rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Rorschach's influence in Texas fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
- : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Safest.
- : Rorschach's influence in Texas fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
- : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Rorschach was endorsed by The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins.