The People's Social Democracy of Western Isles Of Denmark is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Their Honourable Leader Rishi Patsworth with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.358 billion Western Isliers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hylmbjæ. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Western Islish economy, worth 461 trillion Majlks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 86,184 Majlks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, Their Honourable Leader Rishi Patsworth reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Isles Of Denmark's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Western Islish Humanitarian.

Western Isles Of Denmark is ranked 34,278^th in the world and 68^th in The Union of Democratic States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.33 law-abiding acts per hour.